Republican National Convention Thread (September 1-4, 2008)

Is Bush going to speak at the Republican convention?

 

very cool! have fun Wes!

 

Damn weslinder, you always have the hookups.

 

I'm biased, but I think the drink with Sishir will easily be the best part of the week.

 

is the ron paul rally going week long or is it just one day?

hopefully it'll get some coverage.

 

Don't forget your hat.

 

So Wes who do you think gives the Bill Clinton "Lets get behind the nominee" speech for the republicans? I mean, there does seem to be a need to have a come together moment for the people that aren't sold on McCain. So who makes the speech?

bush? Cheney?

 

Have a great time, wes. I'm jealous as hell. I haven't been to a convention since 92 and I'm jonesing bad this week.

Give em hell, dude.

 

I hope the RNC sucks





someone had to say it
Have fun

 

i heard huckabee was causing trouble on rush today regarding romney.


edit: hardly a come together

http://worldnetdaily.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&pageId=73556

 

Very cool! If you get a chance, let us know the quirky things that happen that don't get covered on TV. Any behind-the-scenes drama and the like!

 

all i want to know is when is bush speaking? i want to see the reception.

i can't wait. bill clinton got a 5 minute standing ovation and he had to tell them to sit down and shut up before they stopped. what kind of response bush will generate? lol

 

what do you think will happen?
Republicans are crazy united...I have no doubt that a standing ovation will occur for pres. bush...and you know what, it might be a great thing for the dems...that way they can show the entire nation how delusional these neo-cons are.

 

trust me, if they do give him a 5 minute ovation where he has to tell them to sit down and be quite 5 times before they do, mccain will lose.

if most americans can throw eggs at bush, they would do it without hesitation.

i'm sure the RNC will go well b/c they don't have to deal with the unity problem like the DNC had to address.

at the end of the day, it's about the hard campaigning afterwards at the critical swing states that will decide this election. and i heard bill and hillary will be with obama on several critical states and campaign together. that's huge.

 

a day in the life of a senator at the rnc:

8:00am - crawl out of bed, call in for delivery of genetically modified corn flakes and rbgh-enhanced milk from monsanto
9:00am - leave hotel room, leave cab money for sleeping young page boy
10:00am - cruise the bathrooms looking for wide-stances
11:00am - redline legislation until it porks in a statue of rush/savage/bill
12:00pm - drink your lunch (bloody mary, made with real blood from bald eagles)
1:00pm - vpn into fox news and pick up super-secret-santa list (last one in usually draws cheney's name... )
2:00pm - leave grounds to do some coke
3:00pm - hit the penny arcades and play sunsetriders, pretending the bad guys are muslims
6:00pm - coke wears off, someone's speaking?
7:00pm - two minutes hate
7:02pm - start nodding in agreement with the speaker, doesn't matter what they're saying
7:30pm - early bird dinner is ending at luby's, get there quick
8:00pm - pray for the protection of your religious brethren exclusively, screw the rest of em
8:15pm - tuck in with a cup of tea and your framed photo of joe lieberman ("secret agent joe-0-7")

 

Did you write that, flipmode? You could almost be our Traitor George.

And if you didn't write it but left out the link, that's cool too. You could be our basso.

On second thought, please don't. We really don't need one of either of those.