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Report: Rockets pitch to Melo: contention, Dwight, and technology

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by RealRocFan47, Jun 30, 2014.

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  1. danoman

    danoman Contributing Member

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    Keith Jones will convince Melo with a massage or what ever he does!
     
    #41 danoman, Jun 30, 2014
  2. Jayzers_100

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    Would rep if I could! I've thought this all along. I really think his wife is making the push to stay in NY but Chicago would be her consolation of choice.
     
    #42 Jayzers_100, Jun 30, 2014
  3. Bobbythegreat

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    Who cares about Lala? It's about time for Melo to trade her in for a new model anyway.
     
    #43 Bobbythegreat, Jun 30, 2014
  4. mr_gootan

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    Dr. Jones will speak in riddles so obscure, Melo won't be able to focus in on
    any other sales pitches.
     
    #44 mr_gootan, Jun 30, 2014
  5. HTM

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    Techmology, what is it all about? is it good or is it whack?
     
    #45 HTM, Jun 30, 2014
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  6. ashleyem

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    No Hakeem?
     
    #46 ashleyem, Jun 30, 2014
  7. Thefabman

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    I laughed hard lol will rep when I get to a computer.
     
    #47 Thefabman, Jun 30, 2014
  8. Red.Glare

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    Love the Ali G reference...lol.
     
    #48 Red.Glare, Jun 30, 2014
  9. today

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    He's a trainer... He's going to steer the train, duh!
     
    #49 today, Jun 30, 2014
  10. Alvin Choo

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    far cry from the Ipad days.
     
    #50 Alvin Choo, Jun 30, 2014
  11. HTM

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    I was really hoping a quick search would produce a meme or gif of Ali G saying that but alas.
     
    #51 HTM, Jun 30, 2014
  12. SmoothOperator

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    I think Clyde is the most important part of the pitch. I think he needs to step-up to the plate and personally offer to club all the baby seals it takes to keep Lala in the furs she deserves.

    We're at a crossroads and Les has to make the call - status quo or hakapiks for championships?

    [​IMG]
     
    #52 SmoothOperator, Jun 30, 2014
  13. afk

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    We can do it. We have the technology.
     
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  14. rock34

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    Maybe, he is going to explain to Carmelo
    How Rose injuries and his recovery
    Are probably going to waste a year off
    Of his prime assuming he gets back to 100%.
    Rockets are ready now.

    Keith was on olympic team and might
    Be someone whos opinon Melo respects.
     
    #54 rock34, Jun 30, 2014
  15. B-Bob

    B-Bob "94-year-old self-described dreamer"

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    I know, what a pitch team.
    [​IMG]
     
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    He is going to hop on Twitter right after the meeting and post a cryptic tweet about it under a pseudonym, and we will all flock to one of the many insider threads and argue about who is legit and who is not... :p
     
    #56 treeman, Jul 1, 2014
  17. jimmyv281

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    I am telling you, this girl has him by the balls, same with Lebron's high school girlfriend/wife....
     
    #57 jimmyv281, Jul 1, 2014
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    Keith Jones is going to finish the meeting off with a nice happy ending with a massage for Anthony.
     
    #58 RedRedemption, Jul 1, 2014
  19. treeman

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    I am OK with that too, although if that part makes it into the riddle tweet this place is going to have some soul searching to do.
     
    #59 treeman, Jul 1, 2014
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    Trophy wives are like mattresses, over 28, replace!
     
    #60 Bobbythegreat, Jul 1, 2014
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