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Renaissance Festival

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by shaaz w, Oct 23, 2008.

  1. famicom

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    Lot of "large breasts" comments in almost all threads...are these like Heidi large breasts or her big sisters Helga's large breast we're talking about?
     
  2. BmwM3

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    A little bit of both. It just depends on the time.
     
  3. xcharged

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    smoke trees?
     
  4. BmwM3

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    Mary Juana.
     
  5. SwoLy-D

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    C'mon, YOU KNOW... YOU KNOW! :rolleyes:

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  6. flipmode

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    large breasts that are attached to larger women. :(
     
  7. xcharged

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    oooooooooh! I had no idea what that meant

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  8. CoolGuy

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    how long are the acts, im trying to put together a schedule? 30 min each?
     
  9. Ziggy

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    Every year someone starts this thread.
    Every year someone mentions boobies.
    Every year I ask if its real.
    Is it real? Pics? Someone has to prove it.
     
  10. BmwM3

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  11. BmwM3

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    OOPs, did it wrong, but yeah. There's a whole lot of that.
     
  12. Ziggy

    Ziggy QUEEN ANON

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    I'm going
     
  13. Blake

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    Was the HR guy named Mark????
     
  14. Shroopy2

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    Pale thick nerdy girls with large hoots has a place in any time period
     
  15. Landlord Landry

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    boobs or no boobs......

    just go, you'll have fun.
     
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    smokin trees in the west indies.
     
  17. Convictedstupid

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    See every show of sound and fury. See every show of Ded Bob.

    Eat a bunch of food, look at the few hot chicks, try and ignore the ugly chicks flaunting their oddly shaped goods (nearly impossible to ignore them all).
     
  18. Fatty FatBastard

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    Funny story:

    We went there 17 years ago when I was in college. Typical fanfare and what-not. Anyway, they had all of these people dressed as wenches, knights, ogres, bums, etc.

    One of my friends sees this very attractive girl dressed up as a butterfly. She's obviously working. So my friend goes over to hit on her. She says nothing, as I suppose butterflies are wont to do. But she will draw in the sand with a stick. Not words, but symbols. I don't recall much of her drawings, except for one. And now that I think of it, she must've drawn her phone number, because he got it.

    Anyway, he asks for her name. She won't say anything but starts drawing a circle with lines sticking out. We're all trying to guess what she's drawing (sun, cake, etc.) One of us blurts out cockroach, and she nods in approval, to where we all bust out laughing. She gets this extremely pissed off look on her face and leaves.

    So we get back and my friend calls the number and, sure enough, there was some lame rhyming message on it and at the end said "we're the LaRoches."

    He never did call her again. I think we called that number ten times that evening just to hear the message.

    Good times...
     
  19. Surfguy

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    I seem to recall going to one of these a ways back. One of my friends with us got really drunk and he was kissing all the renaissance chicks. He seemed to be enjoying himself. I thought he was going to catch something. Apparently, most of those women participating in this thing are there to be smooched so give it a go if you dare. My other memories were sneaking off to smoke out and seeing a bunch of weirdos.
     
  20. Fatty FatBastard

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    I'll add that The last time I went there was with my ex-wife 11 years ago, and she purchased a chainmail top. She only wore it once before we divorced, but that thing was sexy as hell. I highly encourage the purchase if the girl can fill it out appropriately.
     

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