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Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Fatty FatBastard, Oct 27, 2007.

  1. plutoblue11

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    I wanted used that one, but I had already knocked Crystal Pepsi, twice. I figure I take it shot at New Coke. Damn u, Coke. greedy b@stards.
     
  2. Rocketman95

    Rocketman95 Hangout Boy

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    I liked Crystal Pepsi.
     
  3. DonkeyMagic

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    he forgot to utter those most important words..."one more sip"
     
  4. Deckard

    Deckard Blade Runner
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    I don't remember ever saying this (in my life, seriously, and I've been married a few months shy of 30 years), but in today's world, there are serious advantages to a monogamous relationship. This is coming from an old school hippie, who ardently believed in free love, was surrounded by others who felt the same way, and practiced it with gusto. I still believe in it, if that's what someone wants to do. The problem is that you now have all these BAD things that can happen if you don't know you partner's state of health very, very well.

    When I was running amok, anything could be cured with a shot, at least I never met anyone who had a problem a shot wouldn't cure. I never needed a shot, myself, but I had friends who did. Most of them developed their problem from going down to Boy's Town, or Boystown (can't remember how it's spelled), on the border. These were friends in what I would describe as a "transitional phase." They weren't fully into the hippie lifestyle yet, being "cowboys" or "surfers" or something in between. I was an early hippie, at least in the Houston I knew. Now, you've got a whole raft of bad things you can get, in varying degrees of bad, many currently incurable. That's pretty scary. In those times I mentioned, the girls took The Pill, it worked, unless they forgot to take them, and there were no worries, pretty much, unless you were seeing a girl who forgot, and sometimes they couldn't really know who was responsible, having multiple partners. (I knew some girls who got pregnant on purpose, because they just wanted to have a kid, but that's different... didn't involve me, thank goodness!)

    I feel sorry for all the guys who have to be "wrapped," and the girls who have to deal with the guys who really, really don't want to be "wrapped," but do it because they have to. You can get things from oral sex, as well as the other kinds of sex. It really doesn't make a hell of a lot of difference, from what I've read. So yes, I'm glad I'm monogamous. Now, if I fall over croaked tomorrow, history can show that I used the word, and the phrase, in a positive way.

    Still seems pretty damn strange. You poor, poor people! There was a wonderful world you never knew, except for a few old enough to know what I'm talking about.

    Ain't love grand? ;)
     
  5. Mr. Clutch

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    It honestly is pretty scary out there. Some guys have told me that they never use a condom and I look at them like they are crazy. Even with a condom it is not 100% safe.

    But honestly I would be happy with 1 girl. It seems like EVERYONE in society tries to say that monogamy is unnatural, but for me it isn't.
     
  6. Deckard

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    You're right, it is truly scary out there. Hey, I was serious. I've never used the word monogamous in a positive way before. Perhaps it just never came up in conversation, but I'm damn glad I am, and have been for a very long time. That is really a strange feeling for me. I still believe in "free love." It's just that today, it's so damn dangerous. Too weird.
     
  7. rockbox

    rockbox Around before clutchcity.com

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    Maybe thats where Fatty picked up this girl.
     
  8. Mr. Clutch

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    But you have been monogamous for 30 years right? You haven't been positive about monogamy until now? Was it an open relationship? LOL
     
  9. Deckard

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    I'm glad I'm monogamous, but I don't think it's wrong not to be, just dangerous. It's philosophical. :)
     
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    Thanks for ruining sex for the rest of us you hippies
    All your free love made these new diseases!!!!
    :p :D

    On the real . .if ole girl asked for a condom . . chances are it was needed
    at that point . . the romance is gone. . . so might as well move around


    Rocket River
     
  14. Shroopy2

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    While in high school, only had to answer that question 10,000 times, didnt think I'd STILL see the question

    Not my quote, but
    "I went to Robert E Lee in Baytown. School is just
    as crappy now as it was back then. How about having
    “The Ganders” as your mascot? A friggin duck!"

    yep yep...the good ol days. But at least we didnt embarrass ourselves further making quack noises and other lame duck themes...
    okay back to the excellent thread discussion
     
  15. Deckard

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    LOL, RR! :D

    Totally agree about moving on if one were asked to wear a condom while being given oral sex, although a good reply would be to ask her to wear one of those vaginal sheaths if she wants the oral pleasures. What's good for the goose...

    Seriously (well, I was a bit serious just now), I feel for all you poor souls. The taste of latex would get old fast, I would imagine. Yuck! I'm surprised all you folks aren't becoming nuns and priests. (easy for this agnostic to say! ;) )
     
  16. Fatty FatBastard

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    Deleted. I'm I'll go to the "other" forum on religion.
     
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  17. giddyup

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    Get a medium-sliced slab of corner beef or pastrami instead and get after it!
     
  18. Fatty FatBastard

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    Are you kidding? I'll take corned beef or good pastrami these days. Women are a means to an end. And it is an end that is easily rectified.

    I've made mention of here a few times, women are people. Yes, I know that sounds odd, but hear me out. Regardless of how hot they are, you have to enjoy them as a person. When you look at a girl, toss that aside. It is a good "Trailer." Find out if you like the girl. Too often, myself included, have we, as men, focused on looks being the end all, be all.

    Don't get me wrong, ladies, it is. As soon as you walk to the restroom we will comment on your ass, and your boobs and your pooch and if you have kids how we wish they weren't there, etc, ad-nauseum.

    But, ultimately, I've leaned to finding someone who can support herslf, and make me laugh.

    Because if you're going to marry someone, it shouldn't be about looks, which will fade. It should be about someone who makes you happy, regaedless of looks.

    Ans I's as shallow as they come gents.
     
  19. ima_drummer2k

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    Yes, but did YOU?

    There are all kinds of products out there to help with this problem, old man.
     
  20. rrj_gamz

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    Damn, I saw this at work and had to put my $.02 cents...

    Well, if you went down on her (no dental dam) and they she asked for a condom b/f she went down on you, shame on her... wtf is she thinking... :p I still would have hit it and then kicked her out for not going down on me...

    But if she just immediately wanted you to wear a condom, maybe that's not a bad thing..just don't kiss her afterwards...Being safe is a good thing, but it does ruin the moment...But better to be safe than sorry...

    On a side note, I went to the doctor a couple of weeks agao and had a blood test as I normally do...My Dr. said that in Dallas, 25% of people have an STD and don't even know it...She also said that condoms help, but they don't prevent the spread...I think she's full of crap...eithe rthat or she wants me...;)
     

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