aaahhhhhh there aint NUTTIN that brings a smile to my face quicker than a middle of the night girl/drunk thread from Fatty. dude, its rather obvious. 1) she has something 2) she thinks you have something. plenty of fish in the sea, toss that one back it aint a keeper.
Oh, believe me. That's a given. She even called this morning whining about an earring she lost here. I told her I didn't see it.
Nah. She said it was her mother's. I seriously don't see it anywhere, though. Y'all coming out with us tonight?
You should have told her "no problem" and whipped this bad boy out (claiming it was all you have): FYI - it is a reusable 17th century sheep intestine condom.
Go for the gusto and give her the abe lincoln next time http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Abraham+Lincoln that is weak though FFB I probably would have cockslapped her and sent her on her way.
I've had a girl ask me for CBJ once. It was in Spain. I gave her my puppy dog eyes and she caved in. I don't get it though. I mean all the trouble just to prevent a virus that nearly 50% of Americans have. You should have stuck to your guns old man.
Ew, a CBJ? I'd rather not have one at all. She must know a little bit more about "Mr. Midtown" than the rest of us.
Now MB, don't be so hard on him. Maybe one of these days he'll get married to someone who has a child that loves Hannah Montana. Then he can go to the Hannah Montana concert AND get a BJ afterwards! Worked for me!
When I saw cbj......my whole world collaspes before my eyes. I've had two before and let me tell u that were about as exciting as watching paint dry in Montezuma, Georgia on Saturday Afternoon. I can't say sucks, or even sucks b@**s, @$$, or f'ed up, because it would be colossal understatement. No sensitivity what so ever. I already have hard time keeping up with condom, interests pretty much dies after a few mintues....a few seconds with covered bjs. One of the biggest killer for libido. It kinda kills to purpose of it, not have saliva on it. It's awful...ridiculous. It's like trying to jerk off with a sox covering your Mr. Wang. I know it's for the purpose of safe sex, but can I have hand job instead if your going to insist on a covered Wang.
Damn...how do you guys get yourselves into a situation where the girl insists on dropping a condom on your piece before she goes to work? I didnt think that existed outside of w**** houses and Treasures.
