So captin' can you explain your title, RedDiaperDoperBabies? Sounds like the name of a John Waters movie.
It's a term that Michael Savage uses a lot, but I'm not sure of the meaning. Borders, language, culture.......is another of his moto's.
I think it's probably some term for the scary Liberals... red = communist diaper = no discipline doper = hippie freaks who smoke pot and practice free love babies = babies... people who whine a lot It really is the stupidest of caricatures designed to make the insecure conservatives feel better about themselves.
I'm sure the cap'n doesn't understand the historical origin of the term, but "red diaper babies" refers to a generation of kids born to members of the Communist Party in the US, or born to radicals associated with the party.
1. Higher taxes- the real problem is government spends far more than our citizens can afford and they borrow money (or increase the money supply) to delay the consequences of overspending to the general populace- incuring huge debts. Taxes cannot rescue our debt load without destroying our current dwindling standard of living. And more spending by government puts increasing pressure on increasing taxes. Candidates with programs to 'help' us all out are just throwing gasoline on the debt crisis. 2. More government- the only issue here is liberty. How much should the government control your life? Should you have individual responsibility and consequences or should you be a slave to a federal state? The size of government is directly affected by the spending issue (stated above). 3. Leave Iraq. Immediately (unless the peak oil people are right) 4. More terrorist attacks- The intelligence community can stop them if they want to. No need to fear unless you distrust the govt. Why distrust the govt.? 5. Anti- family- the divorce rate is over 55%, most marriages both spouses work, on average children spend less than 90 minutes per week quality time with fathers, if they have one in the home; we have a wounded and hurting generation of children who see a dwindling job market, have little training in individual disciplines, and are motivated by a me-first society. The family is not under attack, the family is rapidly breaking down as a foundation of good character, citizenship and productivity. What the family used to do with a good success rate is now being handled by public education with disastrous results. 6. Anti-Christian- I wouldn't worry about that, anyone who hates the real Jesus is not going to like a real Christian. 7. Free health care- NOTHING is free. I repeat nothing is free. Refuse to speak our language, hate America and milk off of us- I am not sure what is meant by this, but what is the root cause of this? Maybe America is not as noble as it once was. We were once a 'Camelot' envied by the world and admired. Now, we are pretty much exporters of TV shows, beer and p*rn (edit- don't want to leave out Starbucks and McDonalds ). These are some of the main things still made in the USA that other countries are buying up.
Rhester . Caffeine gives the world it's work ehtic, alcohol frees it's inhibitions, salacious titillation inspires proceation and entertainment fills our lonley hours and gives us a sense of community. American leads the way to Utopia on Earth, though China has taken the lead in nicotine induced peace of mind. Why do you hate our humaness?
I couldn't help myself, Dude. Look at it this way... you're out there and lovin' every minute of it! (don't you think cptcrunch's deliberately misspelled words and tortured sentences are a nice touch? he can move back and forth between the ESPN boards and Hoops-tripe without missing a beat!) Impeach Bush.
Look, I'm not a hateful person or anything—I believe we should all live and let live. But lately, I've been having a real problem with these homosexuals. You see, just about wherever I go these days, one of them approaches me and starts sucking my ****. Take last Sunday, for instance, when I casually struck up a conversation with this guy in the health-club locker room. Nothing fruity, just a couple of fellas talking about their workout routines while enjoying a nice hot shower. The guy looked like a real man's man, too—big biceps, meaty thighs, thick neck. He didn't seem the least bit gay. At least not until he started sucking my ****, that is. Where does this queer get the nerve to suck my ****? Did I look gay to him? Was I wearing a pink feather boa without realizing it? I don't recall the phrase, "Suck my ****" entering the conversation, and I don't have a sign around my neck that reads, "Please, You Homosexuals, Suck My ****." I've got nothing against homosexuals. Let them be free to do their gay thing in peace, I say. But when they start sucking my ****, I've got a real problem. Then there was the time I was hiking through the woods and came across a rugged-looking, blond-haired man in his early 30s. He seemed straight enough to me while we were bathing in that mountain stream, but, before you know it, he's sucking my ****! What is it with these homos? Can't they control their sexual urges? Aren't there enough gay cocks out there for them to suck on without them having to target normal people like me? Believe me, I have no interest in getting my **** sucked by some queer. But try telling that to the guy at the beach club. Or the one at the video store. Or the one who catered my wedding. Or any of the countless other homos who've come on to me recently. All of them sucked my ****, and there was nothing I could do to stop them. I tell you, when a homosexual is sucking your ****, a lot of strange thoughts go through your head: How the hell did this happen? Where did this fairy ever get the idea that I was gay? And where did he get those fantastic boots? It screws with your head at other times, too. Every time a man passes me on the street, I'm afraid he's going to grab me and drag me off to some bathroom to suck my ****. I've even started to visualize these repulsive ****-sucking episodes during the healthy, heterosexual marital relations I enjoy with my wife—even some that haven't actually happened, like the sweaty, post-game locker-room tryst with Vancouver Canucks forward Mark Messier that I can't seem to stop thinking about. Things could be worse, I suppose. It could be women trying to suck my ****, which would be adultery and would make me feel tremendously guilty. As it is, I'm just angry and sickened. But, believe me, that's enough. I don't know what makes these homosexuals mistake me for a guy who wants his **** sucked, and, frankly, I don't want to know. I just wish there were some way to get them to stop. I've tried all sorts of things, but it's all been to no avail. A few months back, I started wearing an intimidating-looking black leather thong with menacing metal studs in the hopes that it would frighten those faggots off, but it didn't work. In fact, it only seemed to encourage them. Then, I really started getting rough, slapping them around whenever they were sucking my ****, but that failed, too. Even pulling out of their mouths just before ejaculation and shooting sperm all over their face, chest, and hair seemed to have no effect. What do I have to do to get the message across to these swishes? I swear, if these homosexuals don't take a hint and quit sucking my **** all the time, I'm going to have to resort to drastic measures—like maybe pinning them down to the cement floor of the loading dock with my powerful forearms and working my **** all the way up their butt so they understand loud and clear just how much I disapprove of their unwelcome advances. I mean, you can't get much more direct than that.
