My suggestion: Cheer for Mike James when he's announced. He'll think it's for him, but it will really be cheering that he didn't sign with us. That'll soften him up while he visits home. Result: Rockets win by 1-100.
"Let's join Houston...Clap Clap ClapClapClap", "Mac Ming Garnett...Clap Clap ClapClapClap", "Go for Champion...Clap Clap ClapClapClap"...
^ no offense to alums though. it is a fine institution. oh and maybe scream "give back richard jefferson" or "perv" when eddie griffin is at the line.
"GIVE BACK RJ" would be a hilarious chant for EG. I also like the 'rub one out' chant. For Mike James I like "PROS-TI-TUTE! PROS-TI-TUTE!" but that might not be appropriate in a family atmosphere.
Mike James: "Cheap Prostitute! Cheap Prostitute!" I agree though, he torched us last season so let's not give him any extra motivation. If Griffin is shooting FT's, the whole crowd can be quiet until right as he is about to release the ball and everyone yell at once, "GUN!!!"
With Mike we wanna try the guilt trip: "broke our hearts Mike!" even if we don't mean it. Some to not use: Take your meds Mike (Eddie) (Ricky) Eddie: "Eddie Can't Shoot Straight" "McHale's Navy is Sinking" That is about as funny as I am this morning. Sura faints.
Eddie Griffin: "Eddie's Gotta Gun!! Eddie's Gotta Gun!!!" (to the tune of Aerosmith's "Janie's Gotta Gun") KG "Future Laker!! <clap, clap, clap clap clap> Future Laker! <clap, clap, clap clap clap> " Mike James: "We love Rafer Alston! We love Rafer Alston!"
Mike James chant: "Who? Got Traded!" has a nice ring to it but only a few people and himself will understand
I think that a more PG reference to Mr. Griffin’s unfortunate multitasking incident could be to chant: “Hummer, Not a Bentley!” Although, that chant might carry some implications of its own.