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Rate my wife (please!)

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by ToyCen428, Mar 12, 2025.

  1. astros123

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    Troll thread. Why would anyone click those links as well
     
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  2. ThatBoyNick

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    The links go nowhere, ToyCen is clutchfans cultural icon, as well.
     
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  3. StupidMoniker

    StupidMoniker I lost a bet

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    Your wife seems to be in relatively good shape and has normal facial features. That would put her above the median in America. How far above is the question. She doesn't have so spectacular a body or so attractive a face as to move her to a 10. She is somewhere on the right side of the attractiveness bell curve. I would say somewhere in the 6-7 range. What is my evaluation worth anyway though?
     
  4. Jontro

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    I'd like to know what the office chair poster rates her.
     
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    ......for your courage I give you a solid 6.

    You are lucky that she looks very young.
     
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    Can't think of a single positive reason to look for attractiveness approval in people other than her husband. Hopefully she doesn't get too desperate to achieve that approval.
     
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    Xerobull ...and I'm all out of bubblegum
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  11. Nook

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    I can say that without question this is the least awkward post that OP has ever made on this site.

    If you are interested, I am sure some of my crew could do some damage as the smallest of them is about 6'5" and 270 lbs.

    I used to have to buy them all two seats on an airplane.

    If you are interested, you have my cell number and I will pass on their information to you.
     
  12. ElPigto

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    Lets get this thread in the PG-13 forum and post the pics that everyone would like to see.
     
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  13. dc rock

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    I've always wanted to be a bull, but I'm afraid of the husband doing the thing William H. Macy does in Boogie Nights.
     
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  14. cryout75

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    7, need more pics for a more accurate rating...
     
  15. DonnyMost

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    Now this is the classic cf.net action @Xerobull has been pining for.
     
  16. Deckard

    Deckard Blade Runner
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    OP, someone agreed to marry you? How on earth did that happen? She looks better than you deserve.
    Color me skeptical.
     
  17. Buck Turgidson

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    Can you nail a 6 inch spike through a board with your penis?

    No, but I'm working on it

    A woman's got to have her standards.

    -- Real Genius
     
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  18. Rocket River

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    I was waiting on the obligatory
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    That is the Staple of Clutchfanery
    or
    Maybe this is a HumbleBrag

    Does not really matter what we think
    But basically comes down to a "Would you bang my wife" type of thread
    [thats the way menfolx are on sports sites]

    Rocket River
     
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  19. Nook

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    [​IMG]

    @ToyCen428 after his wife convinces him to push his comfort barriers to show he loves her



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    What @ToyCen428 thinks he will get when my boys show up


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    My boys at the airport

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    What actually happens



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    My boys leaving the biohazard scene

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    @ToyCen428 after realizing things will never be the same


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  20. ThatBoyNick

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    I was having fun before that Nook post
     

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