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  1. jiggyfly

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    Why is the Motaur guy such an *******?



     
  2. KingCheetah

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    Why do black men with smooth deep voices sell so much insurance?
     
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    State Farm got it all wrong with the new bunk ass Jake.
     
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  4. CometsWin

    CometsWin Breaker Breaker One Nine

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    The deep voice makes white people feel safe.

     
  5. KingCheetah

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    Pete Davidson got some big ol' lips.
     
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  7. IBTL

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    i have a lot of questions and concerns
     
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    When the advertising team went out got drunk and fell in love with their puns. The ad people really phone it in on this one.
     
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    I cannot lie it makes me laugh every time.

    Tell that to the rain.

    It's so absurd it's funny.
     
  10. Jontro

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    as a blek man... i'm afraid i don't have the answers to these questions. let me consult with my people first.
     
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  11. boomboom

    boomboom I GOT '99 PROBLEMS
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    Masterbataurs?
     
  12. Jontro

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    we have a cooler name.. but yes, you captured the essence breh
     
  13. IBTL

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    did you know i love thursdays?
     
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  14. TWS1986

    TWS1986 SPX '05, UH' 19

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    And why do you love Thursdays?
     
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    TWS1986 SPX '05, UH' 19

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    I call mah Desert Eagle "Al Sharpton" cuz he stick up for all mah people.
     
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    out of the 7 days i rank thursday 2nd or 1st. to create debate and be that bbs contrarian i will say #1.

    it makes me recognize I enjoy the buildup in as many ways as the event. for those that party really hard that day is wednesday but for the rest of us its thursday.

    thursday is that day where you can make or break the week as you still have a chance to complete it all and have friday am be the bow on. so you are working on thursday but you are also feeling good you did it. procrastinators can even use an hour or so on thursday to do something but also productive or meaningful. thursday is hope.. its buildup..its action its getting to that edge. thursday is life and being alive. thursday is beginning.

    also just like black friday is now somehow now early november ( weird wtf) nowadays the weekend pretty much starts thursday. certainly you can wait till friday but if you are trying to be back by monday or tuesday going hard start at thursday ending sunday is the track .
    so as you wake up thursday morning you have the whole world at your feet and its only a day. you get through this and you got it..

    HOPE WORK LIFE (@ROXRAN)
    here is the power ranking

    1. thursday
    2. saturday
    3. friday
    4. sunday
    5. wednesday
    6. tuesday ( tuesday really should be higher maybe even ahead of sunday but im not trying to be controversial - i dont like fighting you guys)
    7. of course monday (wish was thursday..thats my fun day
    )

    I DONT HAVE TO RUN DAY

    note in israel wednesday is thursday and the list needs adjustment
     
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  17. IBTL

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    jiggfly why did you move to rgv?

    loosely speaking where are you located?
    @KingCheetah I want to know his location for some reason.

    ive decided I like knowing where someone is. i dont need a street address but like what town. i was talking to this gal at work on a call and for some reason I wanted to know where she was and she was in....

    its neat to have many locations here. you can lie too but thats no fun since truth is more exciting. that said Im the yawner in north houston.

    we have bay area ( bbob) we got lithunia ( omgpotential), hroz is australia ( what happened to smeg) we got crete(malakas) we even got a dude in iowa ( farm road 45 )or whatever his name is..really cool this place has opened up more.
    there was a time when it was all texas and quirky a guy named jovi and sir jackie chiles from germany .we all move around plus with yao and scola and vspan we lose and gain people like pryuen.

    where are you?
    btw she was in orlando. i then started think about eta...and theta iota kappa mu nu xi omicron

    you think malakas calls it omicron?
    omicron is like probably the most underrated of the greek letters.

    im going to start calling things omicron just because no one else is and its bad ass sounding. same way if i reverse this vasectomy and have another son im naming him vercingetorix
     
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  18. TWS1986

    TWS1986 SPX '05, UH' 19

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    Cypress, TX representin'
     
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    my educated and uneducated guesses
    @tinman austin
    bobrek near tampa
    deckard austin
    jontro se asia ( this is weird to me ..not that he faps a lot there but that he posts here)
    dachuda is in bosnia

    exiled is exiled to canada like bc it seems

    astros123 is either running poon in colombia and or cancun

    master baiter is living the dream about to get real cold and dark.. snow spa sauna scene is the t*** there

    buck turgid is known to be around or in the parts of san saba texas

    arno in netherlands

    nook in chi town
    where is alexandern tmoney and andre?
    is dairy ashford on dairy ashford?
    is candlegreen on candlegreen?
     
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  20. IBTL

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    tell me your user name and i will tell you where you are ( or once were) using internet ip back tracing and algorithms developed by opticians at TSO

    thats how i discovered heypartner isnt really in boulder as much as he says
     
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