Actually, I think some of those Steven Wright jokes might have been ripped off Mike Warnke, who I think has been around longer than Wright. Maybe not, maybe it is the other way around, but I remember seeing some of those lines on Warnke's standup a looong time ago. Certainly before I remember ever hearing of Wright.
Why do you wear a pair of pants? There is only one "pant" with two legs. You don't wear a pair of skirts---do you?
holy schit. saw that i was right after looking it up. pfffft! all you dulles high haters in garm! i guess i did learn something in mrs. phillips class (high school physics teacher). hardly something that only a scientist would know, pgabriel. i wish i could remember more important things.
