Priceless. If you are in starbucks ordering a vanilla latte complaining about the server being a douche is hypocritical.
Awsome, dude! 124. You were bitten by a spider which caused a baseball size zip to grow out of your cheek.
Yeah nobody is gonna date a you and baseball....most girl aren't into conjoined twins. 125. Reason why you are still single....because you don't give f*** about marriage and you already get more behinds than Yankee stadium does for an entire season. 126. You still believe in the Tooth Fairy, Easter Bunny, and the Boogeyman. 127. You can remember the name of all of your 34 pairs of shoes, 25 Myspace friends, or 150 Pokemon characters, but you can memorize the name of the last 5 people you dated.
I know the names of 386 pokemon off the top of my head, but since the new Diamond and Pearl I have retired.
