Uhh, yeah, I wear denim shorts. Of course, I don't call them "jorts", and I sure as hell don't wear them while sporting a homo pose with my t-shirt tucked in and no belt...
114. If you wear the costumes of your favorite superhero or character from a cult TV show (boy/girl)....then there is good chance you are not married. 115. If you're a girl you still talk about that one ex-lover/boyfriend you had five years ago....like you just saw him yesterday...and you wonder why no one wants to marry you. 116. If you are looking a traditional wife....50s fashion.....u might look little bit harder or change what your looking for. 117. If you wear leotards in public, regularly. 118. If you're woman who looks like man, or a guy who likes girl....it's kinda hard to attract members of the opposite sex. 119. If you live in real affluent neighborhood and you don't own whole stuff or have whole buncha money or at least look like you have alot of money. 120. It was rumor going around that you had people buried in your basement. At one point in time, they were even police and news reporters at your house, searching your place for answers....they didn't find anything....but you do have property in other places.
i was in puerto rico a couple of weeks ago...i think they have a law requiring residents to wear crocs. i swear i couldn't turn anywhere without seeing them.
Guilty, although I actually say "vaginatarian". As for the myspace pic...it's myspace! Gotta get the desperate horny sluts to message me somehow j/k
issues? I wish I could find you doing something someplace public so I could accuse you of trying to look cool and tell you to get the hell out.
Yea, that could be a problem. My wife owns a couple of pairs of crocs but then she is like Imelda Marcos when it comes to shoes.
