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R.I.P. Maazi-EZ

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by OrangeCountyCA, Oct 31, 2007.

  1. OrangeCountyCA

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    To whom it may concern:

    Despite everyone's utter affinity and overwhelming support, I have decided to deprive this board of my new moniker, Maazi-EZ.

    Believe me, it was not an easy decision. I lost hours of sleep last night thinking this over, and over again. But eventually I was able to come up with this difficult conclusion based on the following reasons:

    1) It is not fair and should not be allowed for me to have two usernames.
    2) My original moniker is already a staple on this board, and everyone would mourn its absence.
    3) My new moniker is not as good as I thought it would be. My original username stands out much better, anyways.
    4) I hate having a rookie status and not being able to start any ingenious threads.

    I would like to thank the following people for their influnce on my decision making:

    AstroRocket, Apollo Creed, Harrisment, boomboom, Yaozer, WildSweet&Cool, Uprising, and Manny Ramirez.

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    Oh, Rest In Peace Maazi-EZ
    For you had much potential
    But much like Eddie Griffin,
    You went up in red flames
    Before reaching your full potential

    I'll always charish
    The good three days
    That I posted under your name

    Rest in peace, Maazi-EZ
    May you rise from your ashes
    To hunt the people of this board
    Every Halloween, once in a while

    Happy Halloween Everyone ;)
     
  2. finalsbound

    finalsbound Contributing Member

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    Whats Mazzi-Ish?
     
  3. moestavern19

    moestavern19 Member

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    Dude... why the hell would you create a name and not use it?
     
  4. macalu

    macalu Contributing Member

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    you certainly aren't lacking in the self-worth department.




    ;)
     
  5. dntrwl

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    good thing you warned us, wouldn't want us to be caught off guard
     
  6. OrangeCountyCA

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    It's pronounced like Bonzie-easy. But without the N, and M instead of B in Bonzie.

    But it doesn't matter anymore now, does it?
     
  7. Lynus302

    Lynus302 Contributing Member

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    i'm so confused.
     
  8. Francis3422

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    This guys next post will be one informing us that he has changed his name to some arbitrary symbol.

    Nice effort on the post pumping though.
     
  9. thadeus

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    My balls are HUGE!
     
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    [​IMG]
     
  11. tulexan

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    His next name

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  12. Desert_Rocket

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    wow, two threads about this guy's name change. I'm pretty sure nobody cares.
     
  13. AMS

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    this thread is gayer.
     
  14. IROC it

    IROC it Contributing Member

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    He was once a thug from around the way... EZ!
     
  15. SwoLy-D

    SwoLy-D Contributing Member

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    Yo Dre! WHAT's UP? Gimme a funky ass bass line...

    FOR REAL... I thought "aw, man... not another one of these 'Another Hip-Hop-Rapper Guy died' threads :rolleyes:... we'll be getting a bunch of 'I saw him at K-Mart the other day' re-threads...:rolleyes:" but NO.
     
  16. right1

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    R.I.P. Sasquatch.
     
  17. B-Bob

    B-Bob "94-year-old self-described dreamer"

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    (Cue Razor's Edge)

    "He will not be missed."
     
  18. Ziggy

    Ziggy QUEEN ANON

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    Geez. Its funny because I have been following the transition since it popped up in the feedback forum. Godspeed Maazi
     
  19. RunninRaven

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    I will write this day down in my heart.
     
  20. A-Train

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    I'll pour a forty tonight for Maazi...well, maybe 20, since I don't want to waste a whole bottle...Actually, more like 10...OK, I'll flush twice next time I take a sh*t...

    + Maazi-EZ
     

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