Talent is God given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be grateful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful. --John Wooden It is in spending oneself that one becomes rich. --Sarah Bernhardt How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it a leg. --Abraham Lincoln The worst pain a man can suffer: to have insight into much and power over nothing. --Herodotus
"All I get is some vicious pine, but I got the utensils. I drop a dime on the big Swahili, he got to put it in the hole." -- Benny Anders "I believe sex is good for the body the same way that vocalizing is good for the voice. I vocalize every day." -- Luciano "The Refrigerator" Pavarotti
"I dreamed about what this would feel like, but it is much better in real life" --Lindsey Vonn ...ahem.
"I never submitted the whole system of my opinions to the creed of any party of men whatever, in religion, in philosophy, in politics, or in anything else, where I was capable of thinking for myself. Such an addiction is the last degradation of a free and moral agent. If I could not go to heaven but with a party, I would not go there at all." --Thomas Jefferson , 1789. This quote has never seemed more appropriate.
"Who do i have to **** to get out of this show?" -- unknown actor "The same person you ****ed to get in." -- Stephen Sondheim
"If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library." Frank Zappa "It is easier to lead men to combat, stirring up their passion, than to restrain them and direct them toward the patient labors of peace." Andre Gide "It is a characteristic of wisdom not to do desperate things." Henry David Thoreau "Politics is the entertainment branch of industry." Frank Zappa "Because things are the way they are, things will not stay the way they are." Bertolt Brecht
"The essence of Christianity is told to us in the Garden of Eden history. The fruit that was forbidden was on the Tree of Knowledge. The subtext is, All the suffering you have is because you wanted to find out what was going on. You could be in the Garden of Eden if you had just kept your ****ing mouth shut and hadn't asked any questions." Frank Zappa
Ladies and Gents....Prepare to have your mind blown by one of Americas greatest minds. <object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/DEbZqvMu2cQ&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/DEbZqvMu2cQ&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object>
"People who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't read" - Frank Zappa on Rock Journalism.
"Do you know who I am? Daryl "The Wizard" Morey, that's who." <object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/y_cjTjBsysc&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/y_cjTjBsysc&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object> By the way, did Clutchfans create the nickname "The Wizard" or did it come from something else?
"I hate rock and roll, and all these people with nowhere to go/all these people with nothing to show" - William Reid
"Imagination will often carry us to worlds that never were. But without it, we go nowhere." -Carl Sagan
"Parents are burning these kids out on structure. I think, every day...All children should have three hours of daydreaming. Just daydreaming! You could use a little of it yourselves, by the way. Just sit at the window, stare at the clouds. It's good for you! If you wanna know how you can help your children... Leave them the **** alone!" - George Carlin
They say, "Oh wow, Andy Kaufman, he's a really funny guy." But I'm not trying to be funny. I just want to play with their heads.
