"If the circumstances make it such that you can't **** a man in the ass, then just peckerslap him. Better to let him know who's in charge then to let him think he's got the keys to the car." -LYNDON B. JOHNSON.
Anything lost can be found again, except for time wasted. Greatness carries its own penalties. Things in our lives that are the most valuable are usually the things that are most underrated.
"The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don't have it." - George Bernard Shaw
Never trust a woman or anything else that bleeds for 7 days and doesn't die. Bathroom wall Pensacola Fl.
Most recently lil Wayne, but you can probably attribute that line to just about every "gangsta" rapper ever.
"He's a ten-foot tall beast man, who showers in vodka, and feeds his baby shrimp scampi." "Brasky got his wife pregnant, and she gave birth to a delicious sixteen ounce steak. The afterbirth was sautéed mushrooms." "Brasky's family crest is a picture of a barracuda, eating Neil Armstrong." "Brasky named the group ShaNaNa. They did not want to be called that." "Did I ever tell you about the time Bill Brasky forced me to wear a woman's bikini? Well anyway, Brasky tears off my clothes and forces me to wear this skimpy bikini. For the next three months I had to conduct my business wearing only a woman's bathing suit. I would cry from shame and question my manhood daily, but Ill be damned if at the end of the quarter my sales hadn't tripled." "Hell eat a homeless person if you dare him." ..and of coarse... "Brasky's a son of a b****." --various well known actors take on the great Bill Brasky--
To write it, it took three months; to conceive it three minutes; to collect the data in it all my life. - F. Scott Fitzgerald I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. - Groucho Marx I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt. - Groucho Marx Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx The knowledge of yourself will preserve you from vanity. - Miguel de Cervantes Too much sanity may be madness and the maddest of all, to see life as it is and not as it should be. - Miguel de Cervantes
a friend to all is a friend to none -arisotle. it's dom perignon it's suppose to bubble, it just be like that sometimes. -UGK
"Why give 100% when 35 can still get you paid and laid." "The fastest way to a woman's heart is through a bra." "Its always darkest before you pass out." "Testing positive for drugs doesn't make you a bad role model, it makes you a positive one." -Kenny Powers
