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Quotes from Artest's "veterans only" meeting

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by jVgOwnsYou, Nov 14, 2008.

  1. ClutchCityReturns

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    That was THE only amusing part for me, and that's only because Sports Radio 610 has Shane's laugh, Luis' laugh, and Les Alexander's laugh on their soundboard and play them from time to time. It's pretty funny to hear them all in a row.
     
  2. jVgOwnsYou

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    A better one for Barry?

    "You know in San Antonio we used to call these team meetings."
     
  3. EGYPT

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    I know what he would have said:

    "gkfktgo rudjnfjrs rjfieididjdshsv xncn"
     
  4. fmullegun

    fmullegun Contributing Member

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    dude that is so freakin wrong!!!

    Pure awesome.
     
  5. fmullegun

    fmullegun Contributing Member

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    I dislike Rafer's little speech hitch being made fun of, beyond that I thought it was pretty funny.
     
  6. EGYPT

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    Yes that is exactly how he would have replied. LOL
     
  7. Thefabman

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    this thread is special
     
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    I guess I should explain what Black Friday is to non Americans.
    Its not that movie with Chris Tucker and Ice Cube.

    It's the day after Thanksgiving (US holiday) when all the stores have bargain sales.

    I have no idea why they call it "Black". I guess it's because this is when most of the stores make their money. "In the Black" means profitable, "In the Red" means your losing money, in accounting slang.
     
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  9. jVgOwnsYou

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    ban this racist tool already. :p
     
  10. TexAg

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    If kids in elementary school read and understand this then our education programs are finally coming through.

    Side note, I didnt laugh but in no way am I pissed for reading this. It was a good effort.
     
  11. tinman

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    [​IMG]
    "So Skip, I heard you got a 2 game suspension, what happened?"

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    "Nothing, I was just keeping it REAL!"

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    "Man I hope you keep it REAL for the rest of the season!"

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    "HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
     
  12. Ikorose

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    Should have had Vspan come in via conference call,
    "You know, over here I am T-Mac"

    Then Steve Francis busts in,
    "You know I built this place right, I'm the Franchise. Don't bring disgrace to my name"
     
  13. jVgOwnsYou

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    Brooks has a huge dome.
     
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    Racist!! :p :D
     
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    [​IMG]
    "Man, Ron, I use to be MJ back in Orlando"

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    "You kinda sing like him too, 'Billie Jean is not my lover, she said I am the one' .."

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    "They called me Stevie Wonder when I was in Houston!"

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    "and you shoot like him too! HAHAHAHAHAHA"
     
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    :D :D
     

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