This was pretty damn good. I was chuckling a little until I saw the word "pway" and then I achieved complete waughter.
Yao speaks english so freaking well for a guy that has spent only about 15 percent of his in the US....I'm really just guessing at what he might say. I don't think its a joke that he has an accent. Everyone has an accent.
My mother is Chinese, my father is black, my uncle's wife is Mexican, my girlfriend is Italian. Yes you are correct, I am very racist.
Don't people with a heavy Chinese accent pronounce the "l" sound like an "r"? You made Yao sound like he's Elmer Fud, not Chinese.
"Hey Yao, your house is nice, your bathroom even has triple layered Charmin! And that sleep number bed is nice too!"
dude...I loved that...funny as hell. especially Rafer, "I I I" , and then Barry at the end "I'll shoot the three" I liked that one. thanks man.
"So who wants to pitch in the next softball game? My shoulder hurts!" "What? I thought it was a PLAYAs meeting, where's Bob Sura?"
Now that's a generalization. I laughed at the post because Yao does speak like that, but not ALL Chinese sounds like that.