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When I'm not going commando I go over and sometimes under the fence.

Let's clean up this forum a bit.

 

I just pee on the fence.

 

Depends.

If I'm just wearing casual clothes such as a shirt or jeans, I go over the fence.

But if I'm at somewhere formal where you have to wear a suit or a dress shirt and slacks, I go through the fence because I don't wanna take my shirt out and tuck it back in.

 

I only go through if I have a suit on with complicated buttons. Once, I went over the fence with a suit, and it took me a long time to get those buttons buttoned lol. It was awkward cause I was standing at the urinal a long ass time lol. So I go through, but only if I have a suit on.

Otherwise, its all o'er the fence. Quicker and easier.

 

how about left or right? or sideways?

 

yea if they have a really clean bathroom u dont want to mess it up but i've been to peoples houses where their bathroom is just NASTY.. i dont want to sit on their toilets.. I want to stand as far away as possible.. YUCK

 

i sit down to pee in the mornings if i dont have wood.

 

Friend of mine told me that Rudy T walked up to the urinal next to him once and pissed with both hands on his hips. That's how real men do it.

 

Unzip whip shake put back in and zip up.

 

without the explanation that followed, this answer would have a very different connotation.

 

Been peeing that way since I was 2. Why stop now?

 

depends what i'm wearing.
i prefer over the fence.

 

Over the fence. I wear boxerbriefs for the most part so no option of pulling through the gate.

Dressed up or casual it's over the fence. It doesn't take long to tuck your shirt back in.