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Question for married guys

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Bandwagoner, Nov 11, 2010.

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  1. Rocket1

    Rocket1 Member

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    You get a divorce.
     
    #41 Rocket1, Nov 11, 2010
  2. Bandwagoner

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    I made this thread because right I had the awesome experience of just slowly turning up the volume and she left for another room without any conversation.

    It was a thing of beauty.
     
    #42 Bandwagoner, Nov 11, 2010
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  3. Lady_Di

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    I bet my husband is so glad he doesn't have to worry about this. ;)
     
    #43 Lady_Di, Nov 11, 2010
  4. TheChosenOne

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    Usually smacking my wife with mah piece does the trick.
     
    #44 TheChosenOne, Nov 11, 2010
  5. CrazyDave

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    A bit over the top, but better your piece than' herpes.
     
    #45 CrazyDave, Nov 11, 2010
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  6. Xerobull

    Xerobull ...and I'm all out of bubblegum
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    I just remembered something. My father in law coined a phrase and trained my wife by it- 'TV Awareness' or 'Game Awareness'. If she (or her brother or mother) would block the TV or a Video game that was going on, they would shout at the offender 'TV Awareness!'; same held true for being too loud. We have a policy of that in our house now.
     
    #46 Xerobull, Nov 11, 2010
  7. Prince

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    My wife walks out of hte living room.
     
    #47 Prince, Nov 11, 2010
  8. thadeus

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    I'll keep your wife occupied.
     
    #48 thadeus, Nov 11, 2010
  9. professorjay

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    #49 professorjay, Nov 11, 2010
  10. Master Baiter

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    Poor thing.
     
    #50 Master Baiter, Nov 11, 2010
  11. GRENDEL

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    #51 GRENDEL, Nov 11, 2010
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    #52 DonkeyMagic, Nov 11, 2010
  13. LonghornFan

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    Verah nice!
     
    #53 LonghornFan, Nov 11, 2010
  14. plcmts17

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    #54 plcmts17, Nov 11, 2010
  15. weslinder

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    You could call the thadeus. Then you won't have to worry about her talking for a while.
     
    #55 weslinder, Nov 11, 2010
  16. Rashmon

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    "Shut up b****. Go fix me a turkey pot pie."
     
    #56 Rashmon, Nov 11, 2010
  17. Someguy1229

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    Don't do any of this and instead ask her why she isn't in the kitchen making you a sandwich.
     
    #57 Someguy1229, Nov 11, 2010
  18. Luckyazn

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    #58 Luckyazn, Nov 11, 2010
  19. ryano2009

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    I would definitely turn the volume up. ;)
     
    #59 ryano2009, Nov 11, 2010
  20. Phillyrocket

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    This is what's really going on. As soon as they hang up they march over to you and inform you of how crazy their mother/brother/sister/friend is for whatever meaningless drama is going on in their lives and regale you with the tale. Women live for drama...reality TV would not exist if this was not true.

    Welcome to marriage.
     
    #60 Phillyrocket, Nov 11, 2010
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