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Putting a Condom in the wallet

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by CCorn, Aug 31, 2013.

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  1. CCorn

    CCorn Member

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    Is it bad luck?

    I feel like they can smell the latex.



    Thoughts?
     
    #1 CCorn, Aug 31, 2013
  2. Obito

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    I do it. Where else are you gonna put it, in a satchel? Good luck getting laid with that.
     
    #2 Obito, Aug 31, 2013
  3. CCorn

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    It's just bad voodoo. It's better luck to pick one up on the way back.
     
    #3 CCorn, Aug 31, 2013
  4. pippendagimp

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    i could never figure out how to get a magnum to fit in my wallet :(
     
    #4 pippendagimp, Aug 31, 2013
  5. CCorn

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    I use the extra small tuxedo condoms do they fit in the coin pockets.
     
    #5 CCorn, Aug 31, 2013
  6. LCAhmed

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    I keep my condoms the same place I keep my medication. At the pharmacy ready to be picked up when I need them.
     
    #6 LCAhmed, Aug 31, 2013
  7. Haymitch

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    I just wear a condom 24/7. Problem solved.
     
    #7 Haymitch, Aug 31, 2013
  8. Jontro

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    Shawn Kemp laughs at condoms.
     
    #8 Jontro, Aug 31, 2013
  9. CCorn

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    #9 CCorn, Aug 31, 2013
  10. TheRealist137

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    Its simple, just don't get any action then you won't have this problem.
     
    #10 TheRealist137, Aug 31, 2013
  11. finalsbound

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    no

    no

    i don't know a woman who would think it was weird/be turned off by a glimpse of a condom in your wallet. shows you value your sexual health and plan ahead.

    it amazes me that so many men have to be *convinced* to use condoms. condoms suck for us too, but you have to be an absolute moron to have unprotected sex with someone you don't know very, very well.

    stay safe, kids. wrap it up
     
    #11 finalsbound, Aug 31, 2013
  12. Ashes

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    Messes up your wallet.
     
    #12 Ashes, Aug 31, 2013
  13. Sajan

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    what would be funnier is you had one in your wallet, and had to replace it because it expired..

    talk about self esteem down the drain.
     
    #13 Sajan, Aug 31, 2013
  14. Cannonball

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    I have 'em at my place. If she's willing to invite me back to her place then I just assume she's slutty enough to have a drawer full of them herself.
     
    #14 Cannonball, Aug 31, 2013
  15. REEKO_HTOWN

    REEKO_HTOWN I'm Rich Biiiiaaatch!

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    Who doesn't keep them in the glove compartment?
     
    #15 REEKO_HTOWN, Aug 31, 2013
  16. Grinds

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    Lol..
     
    #16 Grinds, Aug 31, 2013
  17. Grinds

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    Lol..
     
    #17 Grinds, Aug 31, 2013
  18. Grinds

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    Raw dick dem hoes.
     
    #18 Grinds, Aug 31, 2013
  19. Preston27

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    A condom in your wallet will deteriorate due to movement from opening/closing it, walking, sitting on it, etc. Just a warning. Be safe, my friends.
     
    #19 Preston27, Aug 31, 2013
  20. Sadat X

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    I randomly had one in my pocket one night and ended up needing it that night. The girl asked if I always carry one around (which I dont) and told her no but she rolled her eyes in disbelief.

    Still got down.
     
    #20 Sadat X, Aug 31, 2013
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