Ask for his email address. Send him an invite to CF.Net. Direct him to the D&D. Let The_Conquistador take it from there.
dang two diffrent people on the same night that never get into fights almost have one while playing some ball. ka ka crazy
Wear a wife beater or bathrobe and slippers and shake your fist vehemently, shouting "You crazy punk kids, I'll teach you a lesson some day!"
If he gets to you, he's already accomplished his goal. Keep a straight face, if he says something about you, look at him without saying anything. If he talks **** while making eye contact, give him a little smile and say nothing. Never let him know you give a **** about a thing in the world. Don't ever let him see you sweat. Humiliate him and frustrate him on the court, make him your absolute b****. Never say a word. Never utter a ****ing thing in his vicinity. If he addresses you personally ignore him at all costs. Nothing will get into his head worse than this, he'll go to bed at night screaming wishing he could draw your attention. And then you **** his wife.
Ask yourself this, "What would Chuck Norris do?" The punk would be pissing in his pants with your roundhouse stance. Try it!
When you heard he was a former golden glove boxer, you should have said "so what, I once looked at Chuck Norris."
You won the game, just walk away, no matter what he says he is or whatever, ya'll still won the game and there's not a thing he can do about it.
Thanks guys. Some pretty funny responses here (plus a good story by Crisco) including: But this one right here made me laugh out loud for some reason:
Manny did it go something like this?? NSFW LINK You did the right thing, walk away.. people are crazy, never know what nutcases will do if you provoke them..
I bet Manny is one of those guys that you don't think is tough by looking at him, but he kicks your ass in two minutes. That guy's just lucky that he didn't say something stupid like "Avril Lavigne sucks!", or he might be in the hospital right now...
talking trash is a part of the game. the regulars i play with talk alot of trash. i know them personally and yea it gets under my skin. but, at the end of the day, we look forward to seeing each other again the next day. i will say trash talking from a "new" player can be a tough pill to swallow. but all that matters is scoreboard. so, if you lose to the trash talker, you're *****ed. have a nice day.
"an eye for an eye only makes the whole world blind" -Ghandi course following this advice, I say follow him home and give him what's due to him. just like Ghandi would of wanted.
I found some good advice in another thread: If it will make you feel better, write him a nasty letter. But you should sleep on it first and see how you feel in the morning. Just remember that your life is probably 10 times better than his - isn't that enough? Yes, the bill collector was in the wrong for calling your wife "stupid", but really man, just let it go. Think of it like someone else said about getting flipped off on the highway - the guy is an idiot and move on.
