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Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Luckkky, Mar 23, 2009.

  1. RunninRaven

    RunninRaven Member
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    Feelin' claustrophobic like the walls are closing in
    Blood stains on my hands and I don't know where I've been
    I'm in trouble for the things I haven't got to yet
    I'm chomping at the bit and my palms are getting wet

    SWEATING BULLLEETTTTTS

    Thanks, macalu. I needed that.

    Back on topic, that girl sounds like she might have a split personality or something. I recommend fire.
     
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  2. Luckkky

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    wow the guy was super horny :D
     
  3. eveluvsrox

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    most def
    and effing r****ded.
     
  4. DwangBoy

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    you know you can block numbers right?
     
  5. DwangBoy

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    my response is to the girl gettin the texts
     
  6. Luckkky

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    good thing you cleared that up..
     
  7. Luckkky

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    hope you got a can of mase on your key chain lol
     
  8. dntrwl

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    Me and 2 friends, around age 12, were going down a dirt trail in the woods around the Woodlands.
    We reached a small stream where we would catch some fish with our crappy fishing poles. So we bust out our fishing poles and put some lunchmeat on them, cast them in the stream.

    About 30 minutes goes by.

    My friend goes: "Smells like burning hair"

    We turn around and a true homeless dude is staring at us about 10 feet away from us. He looks like a peon from the first millennium. His face was covered with dirt, had crap brown colored hoodie on, with a combination robe molded into it. Black dude, about 6'3". Hunched over with nothing but skin and bone. Sores all over his hands.

    He looked at us:
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    We looked back:
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    Naturally, we screamed and ran through the stream.

    Basically we ran through the brush for about 10 mins then realized he wasn't chasing us. So we turn around to go back and get our stuff and go home.

    As we go through the path back to the stream, the hobo is now eating our lunch meat, and has all of our fishing poles in his shopping cart.

    Then his cell phone rings, he picks it up, answers with a british accent, then leaves with all of our stuff.


    Like a year later, we are playing laser tag around the same area, and that b*stard is fishing the stream with our fishing poles, wearing the same stuff, with a bluetooth on this time.
     
  9. Luckkky

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    LMFAOOOOO
     
  10. eveluvsrox

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    my phone doesnt have an ignore list.
    i attempted to block it twice but it didnt work. i guess i was doing something wrong.
     
  11. Cannonball

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    A friend of mine got engaged at 19. She was his first real girlfriend. I only met her once or twice when the 3 of us hung out. We weren't friends. Anyway, he eventually breaks up with her and she calls me to cry about it. I don't know why. I barely knew her and she had other friends. I guess it was because I was one of the few that kind of knew them both. So she calls to cry about it and I really don't care but I'm trying not to be rude. I end up falling asleep with the phone in my hand. I wake up 3 hours later and she's still talking. Stupid girl never realized I hadn't said a word for 3 freakin' hours. LOL.

    Anyway, no real psycho stuff. Never heard from her again. I always have friends or roommates that have exes that refuse to let go and call all the time or randomly show up at the house, but I've never had that stuff happen to me.
     
  12. bobrek

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    Aren't you over 20 years old? If so, did a homeless guy really have a bluetooth headset 7+ years ago?
     
  13. dntrwl

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    Nah I'm only 20, and now that I think about it, I was 13 when the guy took the poles, and 14 when he had the blue tooth, so he had them right around when they came out, which is why it was so weird. I guess he was a crack or meth middleman or something.
     
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    Agreed. Sometimes I forget how young some people are on here.
     
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    As crazy as this sounds, that is not the worst (craziest) thing that has happened or occurred on MARTA. Or the most psychotic things that I have mentioned.
     
  16. droxford

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    I don't blame him one bit.

    All he has to do is bombard you with emails until you break and then you communicate with him. And the more he does it, the further he gets. If he keeps it up, you'll probably get in the sack with him.

    very female of you.

    Call your cell phone provider and have them work with you on blocking him.
    Either that, or sleep with him and get it over with.
     
     
  17. eveluvsrox

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    these were all text messages. if he wouldve called i wouldve just sent him to the machine.
    too bad he didnt get anywhere.
    i did today find out how to block out a number properly.

    and no there were chances in hell that ide even get close to him again..ever
     
  18. Lynus302

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    Edit : Dammit! Raven beat me to it....
     
  19. Lynus302

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    Hello me...its me again.
    You can subdue, but never tame me.
    It gives me a migraine headache
    Thinking down to your level.
    Yea, just keep on thinking its my fault
    And stay an inch or two outta kicking distance.
    Mankind has got to know
    His limitations.


    Thanks y'all. I needed this, too.
     
  20. BmwM3

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    Reminds me of this psycho on the Marta train. I Blame Rap music. JK

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