One morning over at Elizabeth's beach house... she asked me if I'd rather go water skiing or lay out. And I realized that not only did I not want to answer that question... but I never wanted to answer another water-sports question... or see any of these people again for the rest of my life.
"Not dead, definitely not dead!" "We've got a woman, which is good for the draft rights to three blacks, two Mexicans and a Chinaman." "All this crazy talk, about, putting a negro in the cabinet."
It's such a terrible movie, but it has some awesome quotes. 'No matter how many sea lions are killed each year by sharks, it never seems like enough '
Y'know, I've come across a lot of psychos, but none as f****** boring as you. You are a real boring f***. Sorry, sorry, I know you disapprove of swearing so I'll sort that out. You are a boring F, star, star, C**T!
Not really obscure or anything, but really made me lol when I first heard it. "I put the GRR in swinger, baby. Yeah!"
Guy A: "Hey I didn't know you could dance.." Guy B: "We use to do those dances to make fun of guys when we were kids to show them how queer they were, OK?!" Guy A: "..You learned to dance like that sarcastically?.."
"Thank you as well for the conversational hiatus. I generally refrain from speech during gustation" hahahah
I'll take your money 'cos I don't want you to feel you left anything untried. Now, you keep the quarter... but you still have to wait a few minutes.
(Character A) - There is, there is a girl. That I've been kinda... (Character B) Alright, I'm listening, where'd you meet her? (A)Um, on the, online. (B)[Slams car breaks ] What? For ****'s sakes (character A), don't you watch dateline? She's probably a guy. Some fat, old dude who wants to ram you in the tailpipe.
