[Proposal] For a Clutchfans Football game .

I don't appreciate you calling me a YANK. I'm a Mexican, Spic or a Beaner, but I'm no YANK. It's on, señor. I will meet you on the soccer field.

 

Yeah, I'm not throwing you any more deep passes though after you dropped that beautifully executed flea flicker 2 years and 7 months ago.

 

I'll show up and pull double duty as beer vendor and drinker....

 

WR reporting for duty. 6'3" cant over throw me.

 

cooome ooon maaan! he has to catch you first.

 

I thought you said you were white?

 

Oh my. This will be awesome.

 

I will play holder for the kicker. That's a tough position that's what she said.

Yes, 'cuz my signature has ALWAYS said that?

Dude, you caught me lying. My father caught me lying... ONCE.

 

If I'm available, I'm down. I'll drive over for some CFans football. Maybe Castor27 will come and coach. We could get serious here.

 

Really? I did not think that would happen.

 

pocket knife? will hurt more if you just bite him.

 

I broke my wrist playing 2 hand touch in high school.

 

what's the deal?

we throwing the football around?

 

EMT here too skinny for football..

 

How many of you remember the last time we tried this? About 6 people showed up, and no one brought a football.

I'll be there to coach the cheerleaders.

 

Do you really want to play "touch" football with a bunch of Internet "players."

You would be the first real woman most of them had a chance to touch and I'd bet you'd be groped more than alter boys in catholic school.

 

Oops.

That's on me.

Didn't you guys get ribs out of it?

 

Good point, except that everyone is on the internet now.

This isn't 1995.

 

We going with a college or NFL ball?

Also, it will be hard to play tackle unless we get quite a few people.

 

Instead of touch football, play Texans defense football. Defenders give receivers a 10 yard cushion and kindly direct the receiver out of bounds and arm tackle everyone else...nobody will get hurt.