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Progressive Insurance Chick - Would You?

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Duncan McDonuts said:

Quoted for the wife to see eventually.
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The wife wrote it... now what biatch?

#41 ItsMyFault, Jul 26, 2009

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Let's do a reverse psychology.

Would she hit the op?

I would say an emphatic "Hell No!"

Cmon people what is up with all this silly threads?

#42 UrlPerlMonroe, Jul 26, 2009
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ItsMyFault said:

Mazyar... it's never going to go away.... keep trying buddy.
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Sorry for a brief derailing -- I would like to see the thread that has forever doomed him in this forum.

Carry on.

#43 yo, Jul 26, 2009
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Duncan McDonuts said:

Quoted for the wife to see eventually.
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I've never met them, but they seem like the type of couple that are very secure with each other.

#44 Lil Pun, Jul 26, 2009
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Duncan McDonuts said:

Quoted for the wife to see eventually.
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She asked me when she saw the thread, and that was what I told her.

#45 moestavern19, Jul 26, 2009
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moestavern19 said:

She asked me when she saw the thread, and that was what I told her.
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Moes is the most honest man on this forum...

#46 ItsMyFault, Jul 26, 2009
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yo said:

Sorry for a brief derailing -- I would like to see the thread that has forever doomed him in this forum.

Carry on.
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http://bbs.clutchfans.net/showthread.php?t=162586

You're welcome.

#47 ItsMyFault, Jul 26, 2009

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moestavern19 said:

She asked me when she saw the thread, and that was what I told her.
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Well, as long as she has no problem you mind-humping other women, carry on.

#48 Duncan McDonuts, Jul 26, 2009
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I would. Those who are saying no must be either lying to seem cool or say no because they are affraid their wife/gf might see it...Then again, they might be gay

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I would do her for the sheer fact that it would be something I would brag about. The progressive commercial would come on while I'm with my friends and I could say....Yeah I hit that!

#49 rudan, Jul 26, 2009
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When I see her "normal" on those videos, I'd give her a 6. She's ok.

But the "googly" eyes and melodramatic expressions turn me off on the "Flo" character.

#50 Fatty FatBastard, Jul 26, 2009
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moestavern19 said:

A ball-gag is almost a must, for obvious reasons.
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A ball-gag is standard issue for use on all women.

#51 bladeage, Jul 26, 2009
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moestavern19 said:

Would hit.

She's got that bubbly personality thing going on, that really goofy personality that kind of gives her an aura of innocence. Innocence that could easily be pillaged.

It wouldn't be a pretty sight.

The primal masculine urges inside me would compel me to give it to her roughly, just to wipe that goofy grin off her face... really rearrange her laundry, you know what I mean?

It becomes more about domination of a weaker being, a very annoying being.

But that chick is the one you want to bang.

A ball-gag is almost a must, for obvious reasons.
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Yup, this is the guy I married off the internet. *wipes away tears*
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Hahahaaha..

#52 coolbluemoon, Jul 27, 2009
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mrpaige said:

She reminds me of a significantly less attractive Lauren Graham...

but I'd still do her because that's just the type of guy I am.
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Spot-on comparison: also, less talented. Seems like personality plus, and why blame her for the Progressive material she's shilling?

Then I saw the youtube clip of her act; yeesh, that was terrible. She's a $.99 Store version of Lauren Graham.

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u search up ugly chicks on commercials on ur free time? damn

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I'd hit it if she offered.

Then again, I'd pick up a rusty quarter if I found it on the street.

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UrlPerlMonroe said:

Let's do a reverse psychology.

Would she hit the op?

I would say an emphatic "Hell No!"

Cmon people what is up with all this silly threads?
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Says the guy that believes that the moon landing is a hoax.

#56 Manny Ramirez, Jul 27, 2009
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rudan said:

I would. Those who are saying no must be either lying to seem cool or say no because they are affraid their wife/gf might see it...Then again, they might be gay

I would do her for the sheer fact that it would be something I would brag about. The progressive commercial would come on while I'm with my friends and I could say....Yeah I hit that!
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I'm not saying I wouldn't hit it but that is failed thinking. Would you bang Roseanne Barr only for the fact that if her show popped up on TV you could say you hit it?

#57 Lil Pun, Jul 27, 2009
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Already did.

WORDS!

#58 cson, Jul 27, 2009

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rudan said:

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I'm not a fan at all of the Progressive commercials but based on the above video I wouldn't turn her down. I liked when she said "come into my mouth."

#59 rocketsjudoka, Jul 27, 2009
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She actually doesn't look bad in the YouTube videos and pics. Progressive made her look progressively worse.

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