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Progressive Insurance Chick - Would You?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Faos, Jul 26, 2009.

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Would You?

Poll closed Sep 24, 2009.
  1. Why not?

    91 vote(s)
    52.3%
  2. Hell no!

    83 vote(s)
    47.7%
  1. Kojirou

    Kojirou Member

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    Doesn't everyone?
    And I've never understood the Progressive ad - are they trying to get me to buy their product, and if so, why are they using someone who I would punch in the face regardless of gender?
     
  2. Harrisment

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    lol at a page full of internet nerds saying they wouldn't hit it. Riiiiiiight.
     
  3. mazyar

    mazyar Member

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    Pfffff

    Just last night I was grinding with a girl 10x hotter, to such songs as "Get Low", "Poker Face", "Boom Boom Pow", and "Day 'N Night".

    My point: I could do better...
     
  4. Franchise3

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    [​IMG]
     
  5. Refman

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    At some point in her life, some guy has done her for the novelty.
     
  6. Uprising

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    wrong thread....
     
  7. Harrisment

    Harrisment Member

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    Most gay dudes usually hang out with a group of hot girls. I don't think you're doing anything special.
     
  8. Gutter Snipe

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    Her comedy bit was pretty funny - I'd do her. :D

    Plus she sounded desperate in the comedy bit, so she might be easy. :p :p
     
  9. WhoMikeJames

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    Do gay trolls exist?
     
  10. thadeus

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    the thadeus already did her.
     
  11. RKREBORN

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    Where is the "Hell Yes" option?
     
  12. Roxfan73

    Roxfan73 Rookie

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    i now for a fact that one (or both) of these guys have already hit:

    [​IMG]
     
  13. rocketsjudoka

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    Here's the person who does the voice for the Esurance girl.

    [​IMG]
     
  14. ItsMyFault

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    Mazyar... it's never going to go away.... keep trying buddy.
     
  15. Invisible Fan

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    They sell pillows that look like that in Japan.
     
  16. The Real Shady

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    It's so funny that you started this thread because I was thinking this earlier today.

    I would hit it, as long as she doesn't talk during. And she would definitely get donkey punched.
     
    #36 The Real Shady, Jul 26, 2009
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  17. Luckyazn

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    some guys would hit anythin that walks
     
  18. Dairy Ashford

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    Well, she's prettier than my left hand; so yeah.
     
  19. moestavern19

    moestavern19 Member

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    Would hit.

    She's got that bubbly personality thing going on, that really goofy personality that kind of gives her an aura of innocence. Innocence that could easily be pillaged.

    It wouldn't be a pretty sight.

    The primal masculine urges inside me would compel me to give it to her roughly, just to wipe that goofy grin off her face... really rearrange her laundry, you know what I mean?

    It becomes more about domination of a weaker being, a very annoying being.

    But that chick is the one you want to bang.

    A ball-gag is almost a must, for obvious reasons.
     
  20. Duncan McDonuts

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    Quoted for the wife to see eventually.
     

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