Doesn't everyone? And I've never understood the Progressive ad - are they trying to get me to buy their product, and if so, why are they using someone who I would punch in the face regardless of gender?
Pfffff Just last night I was grinding with a girl 10x hotter, to such songs as "Get Low", "Poker Face", "Boom Boom Pow", and "Day 'N Night". My point: I could do better...
Most gay dudes usually hang out with a group of hot girls. I don't think you're doing anything special.
Her comedy bit was pretty funny - I'd do her. Plus she sounded desperate in the comedy bit, so she might be easy.
It's so funny that you started this thread because I was thinking this earlier today. I would hit it, as long as she doesn't talk during. And she would definitely get donkey punched.
Would hit. She's got that bubbly personality thing going on, that really goofy personality that kind of gives her an aura of innocence. Innocence that could easily be pillaged. It wouldn't be a pretty sight. The primal masculine urges inside me would compel me to give it to her roughly, just to wipe that goofy grin off her face... really rearrange her laundry, you know what I mean? It becomes more about domination of a weaker being, a very annoying being. But that chick is the one you want to bang. A ball-gag is almost a must, for obvious reasons.