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Preseason Haiku Time!

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by DarkHorse, Oct 19, 2005.

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  1. corby

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    A scratch on his arm
    He thinks it stings a little
    Stromile will sit now
     
  2. El Toro

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    my left nut itches
    too much Nair down there is bad
    Oh! the agony

    Wait, do these have to be Rockets related?
     
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    I dont Understand
    what in sand heck haikus are
    please explain to me

    .......oh ok

    HAHA

    Yao Ming and Tmac
    Championship Bling Bling
    They Will Bring Houston
     
  4. SmeggySmeg

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    Rocks Fire Up
    Another Smeggy Tour
    Must see wins
     
  5. Joe Joe

    Joe Joe Go Stros!
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    Along a Swift Wind
    The Giant and the Mac win
    Rockets Champs 'oh 6
     
  6. RocketRaccoon

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    Rockets brining home
    Every dream we've had on here
    O Clutchfans dot net
     
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    T-mac para tres..
    YES!!! Marv Albert nos dijo.
    Steve Kerr dijo NOOO!

    :D
     
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    Who's Yao?
    Only the best big man in NBA.

    Who's TMac?
    Only the best player since Jordan.

    Who's the Houston Rockets?
    The only dynasty since the Chicago Bulls.
     
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    Haikus from Japan,
    Short because Japanese were short,
    No rhyming rocks.

    Yao Ming jumps,
    kicks and crushes Dirk's nuts,
    Dirk runs away like a girl.
     
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    we will win it all
    defeat all the pretenders
    champs for years to come
     
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    co-sign
     
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    Where's Haiku River?
     
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    Five, four, three, two, one
    Countdown to the new season
    End of season, champs
     
  14. DarkHorse

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    Rockets pre-season
    Astros in the World Series
    You Gotta Love It!
     
  15. Castor27

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    Hurricane Rita
    Came and stole my damn TV
    can't see rocks kick ass :mad:
     
  16. Launch Pad

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    Ah, a haiku thread
    This can only mean that the
    season's starting soon!

    ^^Looks like 3-6-3,
    but sounds like 5-7-5
    with Aussie accent :p

    Rockets on the break!
    Alston passes to TMac!
    It's another dunk!

    Yao's in the low post.
    Alston passes in to Yao.
    Pump fake ... pump fake ... slam!!!
     
  17. Nero

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    Anticipation.
    My clock seems to have slowed down.
    Where is November??

    Big tall sweaty men.
    Kicks squeak on the shiny floor.
    T-Mac drains a 3.

    Character is key.
    'We talkin bout PRACTICE man!'
    That won't play here bro.

    Every ten years,
    The Rox are championship bound.
    This year, once again.

    One last question please.
    Is 'Pujols' one word or two?
    My vote is on two.
     
  18. BabyClutch

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    Rockets Gonna Win
    Rockets Win Championship
    Rockets Gonna Win!
     

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