Reminds me of the time a 97 year old came into the hospital because his family thought he was having a stroke. He thought they were bringing him in so they could take a dump. During his whole twenty minute workup, he complained that he needed to take a dump. Probably one of the oddest, yet funniest situations I've seen. I've never seen a 97 year old wvk knew more euphemisms for a number two...
i can't even pee in a public rest room. I once held it on a first date watching wedding crashers, the most uncomfortable date ever.
Senior year of college, a few buddies and I rented a Road-Rules style RV to road trip it to U of Tennessee for an away football game. Loaded it up with 2 kegs and a poker table. DD got tired so we stopped in Atlanta for the night. Ended up getting to Knoxville the next morning, and everyone had the hungover beer ****s. Found a semi-decent hotel (I think it was a Hilton or something) so 3 of us sprinted for the bathroom. They only had 2 stalls . I was about to crap myself so I tried the womens room. Cleaning lady was cleaning . Went back to the mens room, and deuced the urinal with possibly the biggest, nastiest deuce I've ever dropped. Wiped with hand towels in the bathroom and got the F out of there. Sitting in the RV, see my buddies walking back and they both looked like they had just seen a ghost. I still laugh when I think about this story. Go Gators. F*** the Vols.
Buc-ee's has the cleanest. Fun fact: I've worked at two different locations and had to clean those toilets. One location was so busy that as soon as I finished all the toilets I would have to start over again. Nonstop for my entire shift. Not fun fact: people rarely **** in the toilet, so I often had to clean it out of the trash can or smeared on the walls. You want your kid to get humbled? Have him get a job where he'll have to clean public toilets.
Hotel lobby bathrooms. Best kept secret among travelers to drop a deuce. Rarely used so always clean and private. Edit: unless you follow el gnomo.
It's a problem at professional buildings as well. Crap on the floor, pee on the floor, toilet paper has feces on it from where someone had it on their hand I guess... Just disgusting. I never fail to be amazed by the level of filth of the average human being. I avoid public restrooms at all costs.
i thought this was a thread about sex. anyway, if i had to drop a deuce, hotel lobbies are the way to go. I stopped eating chicken wings now, so i don't have this problem very often.
Hotel lobbies for sure. They usual even have a side door that you can diuck out of and not have to walk back out by the front desk. I drive to Lake Charles regularly for work and always stop when needed at this one hotel in Vidor. I'm black, so not sure why I do that. I guess it's because I know my ancestors would be proud to know that thier boy regularly stops to take a **** on known racist territory. Shrug... Kind of like that one episode of Chappelle. Lol
