Prediction! What will go wrong next?

steve francis will be charged with DWI.

now, what do I win?

 

(If this were even possible):
- Kenny Thomas and Cuttino Mobley are traded for... Karl Malone.
- Steve Francis is traded for... Scottie Pippen.
- Kevin Willis is traded for... Matt Maloney.
- Oscar Torres is traded for.. John Starks.
- Terrence Morris is traded for... Dan Majerle.
- RT and CD coax Jeff Hornacek out of retirement to play Rocketball.
- Rudy suddenly leaves the team (a la Van Gundy). That same day, Jerry Sloan is fired. He is then hired by the Rockets the next day to coach the team.
- Jerry Sloan teaches the new team to "flop" (w/ the exception of "flop master" Malone).
- Eddie Griffin breaks both legs, an arm, and suffers a concussion learning to flop.
- The Compaq Center is renamed Gallery Furniture Arena.
- Rockets lose the rest of their games. #1 draft pick is traded for Austin Croshere.
- Les Alexander moves the Rockets to Kentucky, where they're renamed the Kentucky Colonels and play in the KFC Bucket.*
- CC.net members organize a mass suicide.
- Utah Jazz proceed to win 46 straight contests against the Kentucky Colonels.

*Based on what the Grizzlies could have been.

 

Hush guys!

Ever heard of manifest realities...

RR

 

Steve Francis will announce his intentions to play for a place with fewer temptations following his DWI and demand a trade to UTAH!

 

It is announced that Mobley and Francis tested positive for the HIV virus.

 

Cato announces he is now playing for the Houston Comets since he doesnt' get any respect with the Rockets

 

LMAO!!!!!

Hey ROCS4LIFE...

Thanks I needed that.....

 

Kelvin Cato accidently sexually molestes Eddie Griffin during workouts..

 

"Clutch" finally changes the name of the site so the jinx on the Rocks is finally removed