Predict the Wild Trade Proposal That Morey Will Make to Orlando

We've got the same odds at keeping Howard here as the odds of Calvin Murphy becoming a spokesperson for Trojan Condoms.

 

These trades aren't making any sense. If the Rockets get Dwight Howard, they WANT to retain Martin and Scola. Both are veterans who would fit nicely by Dwight Howard. On the other side, Orlando doesn't give a f*** about players like Scola and Martin. They want draft picks(they have control over them) and youngsters.

I think the Rockets are currently waiting on Lin and Asik's decisioins. If they are both signed, then I think the Rockets probably use Martin to match salaries. Otherwise, Martin likely stays as the Rockets use cap room to absorb the extra salaries.

 

Scola/Terrance Jones for Josh Smith.
Martin/Lamb/White/whatever picks we got for Howard.

DO IT.

 

There's something strangely poetic about this post -- I think it was the use of "rape" and "baby" in the same sentence.

 

EDIT:Turk is more likely to be traded than JRich if you ask me. So:

Kevin Martin
Chandler Parsons
Jeremy Lamb
Royce White
Dallas 1st
Toronto 1st

for

Dwight Howard
Hedo Turkoglu

Josh Smith trade remains the same.