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Pre-Game thread

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by Daddy Long Legs, May 28, 2018.

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How do you pre game?

  1. work out

    16.7%
  2. drink alcohol

    33.3%
  3. smoke weed

    41.7%
  4. blast hype Music

    25.0%
  5. jerk or get laid

    41.7%
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  1. Daddy Long Legs

    Daddy Long Legs H- Town Harden

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    How many of yall have started pre gaming? What do you include in your pre game routine?
     
  2. Snow Villiers

    Snow Villiers Member

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    Mother of my child finna give me head in a bit.
     
  3. Mr. Space City

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    beating the warriors on nba 2k18 with the rockets.
     
  4. rocketsjudoka

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    You forgot: Surf Clutchfans
     
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  5. TheRealAllpro

    TheRealAllpro Morey only fan

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    Jerk? I thought I was only one who would go into public and be a jerk to everyone to get hyped for the Rockets!
     
  6. Daddy Long Legs

    Daddy Long Legs H- Town Harden

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    jerk off
     
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  7. justtxyank

    justtxyank Contributing Member

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    I’m 4-0 in attendance at the playoffs this year. I was going to stay home today and eat roast and watch the game with my family.

    I have decided instead to pregame by showering and getting dressed in red. Toyota center will be the site of my pre game tonight.

    I’m going to the game boys! Let’s win it!
     
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  8. TheRealAllpro

    TheRealAllpro Morey only fan

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    Are you new to the internet?
     
  9. Daddy Long Legs

    Daddy Long Legs H- Town Harden

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    Are you new to masturbating?

    Im referring to the act where a male whips his schlong out and starts going at it.

    Grow up kid.
     
  10. Progs

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    Drinking a couple of Blue Moon's beforehand.
     
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  11. swyyyguy

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    I think he meant jerking off
     
  12. FTW Rockets FTW

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    Only TWO people voted for working out? Freaking bunch of obese fatsos in here. Must be on that FATT diet

    FYI - I got my workout at the 24hr before the game
     

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