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Power Dancer In My Class (Dreaming?)

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by SwoLy-D, Sep 14, 2004.

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  1. Nero

    Nero Member

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    I can see the scene, I can hear the dialogue, but I cannot for the life of me remember what movie this is from..

    What movie is it from?

    :confused:
     
  2. Nero

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    Yeah I guess, if you consider fat hairy lesbians to be 'hot'.

    Otherwise it's more like 1 in 1,000,000


    ;)
     
  3. xcharged

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    glad someone remembers that scene..

    pulp fiction.
     
  4. SwoLy-D

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    Well, thank you Captain Bringdown...

    ... anyway...

    Can you dudes think of mentally RIGHT and SOUND questions I can ask without sounding--as seclusion may have put it--like a "moron" ??

    Something cool, but not sounding like a stalker... something nice, but not sounding like I am trying to pick her up, because I won't try to do that...

    I guess the conversation will develop itself... just because I wasn't embarrassed enough to withhold myself from asking her to autograph my calendar... ;)
     
  5. Texas Stoke

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    Swoly-D,

    if you want an eternal pass to her bedroom tell her you are a member at clutchfans.net. the chicks dig that.
     
  6. benvolio

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    Depends where you go to school, I went to Texas Tech and there were multiple hot chicks in every class...I was a liberal arts major though.

    By the way, how big are her boobies? And what is your opinion on their authenticity?
     
  7. Miguel

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    Hahaha. Is it true that Jessica and Leandra are gone? :(
     
  8. benvolio

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    Just tell her you are a big Rockets fan and you think they are a classy organization. They ask her how she likes working for that organization.

    You could also ask her if she knew the dancer who worked as a stripper and was fired and did she think that was fair...on second thought, save that one for later. :)
     
  9. The_Yoyo

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    every history class i've taken here at ucla has had many hot chicks in it. same with econ and english and bio is a bit better than 1 in 40

    but the math/engineering and all you got correct
     
  10. Dave2000

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    From the tryout thread they had back in June, they are gone. :(

    Not too bummed out, since im occipied with my own girl. :D
     
  11. surrender

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    I just switched from Mechanical Engineering to Journalism. This statement could not be more correct.
     
  12. SwoLy-D

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    Well, an update:

    Yesterday, she wore shades :cool: . I mean, and it wasn't even THAT sunny in the classroom. I then spoke to xcharged about how I thought I may have been the one to force her into wearing the shades. Probably doesn't want to be bothered by any more "morons" that come up to her after before or during class to sign a measly calendar. :(

    I can't help but feel blame for pushing her into anonymity.

    I can't help but feel lucky I at least got her 'anonaph'.
    The statement about liberal arts is true if you believe she may want to be a teacher. The class is a humanities-related class, and towards a Teacher or related field degree. I'm sorry, lAd, but I cAn't disclose the opinion on the boobs, I know mAny of you wAnt to Assess the Attributes, but I cAn't Advise on the mAtter.


    CLASSIC. ;) Nice! This I WILL try, but not to get into anyone's bedroom... c'mon guys... :rolleyes:

    Now, stop it with the nAsty questions, or Clutch and Jeff will have my head for lunch. ("Respect my authoritaaaaa!!!!")
     
  13. jbond77

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    I like women, but lets face it there all just kinda of replaceable parts at one point, I had a power dancer as a substitute teacher at deer park high when I was in geography or government or something
    she was good looking or whatever but she did have one thing that I got to see that really made me salivate


    A RING

    cross your fingers, things happen in 10 year cycles :)
     
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    heck...i won't mind if that "pornstar" is named elisha cuthbert....
     
  15. tierre_brown

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    http://bbs2.clutchfans.net/showthread.php?s=&threadid=56482

    hehehe, either he's the greatest storyteller ever, or the luckiest sumabitch alive...take your pick:)
     
  16. Kam

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    Okay, my turn.


    I had a power dancer that was my English I teacher back in my freshmen year in high school. She was a dancer back in the 97-98 season, and the ones before, and I think after that.

    I didn't care much for an autograph or whatever, I mean, wtf wants an autograph? Lay me an A or something for a paper. A nice little A would be nice. She had pictures of the squad on the bulletin board and stuff.

    I know everybody wanted to hump her ass. Hell, I did, but it's not because she is a power dancer, just cause we were all horny teenage kids.
    I remember my Junior year, somebody told me in my tv class that she was seeing somebody that was like 5 or 6 years YOUNGER than she was. I was thinking, damn, that could be. Then I realized I was 14.

    There are some posters that can verify. I think Diseased Monkey and Rox225 can confirm. They went to high school with me.
     
  17. Slick Rick

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    Great Line!!!

    :)
     
  18. yipengzhao

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    so wait... have you scored yet?
     
  19. SwoLy-D

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    Man, does NOBODY read the entire thread???

    I won't try to score or get anything else... I'm married... and no, it's nothing past "Thank you for signing my calendar."

    JEEZ. :rolleyes:
     
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    You didn't let him finish. He was about to say, "so wait... have you scored a signed calendar yet?" :rolleyes: ;)
     
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