The weirdest thing I will make up occasionally is take deli meat, roll it up with a slice of cheese, then add cut up green grapes and mayo inside. Its amazing.
weirdos! flour tortillas(the greasy kind not the white ones at krogers) with peanut butter and jelly.
Old fashioned ice cream soda: Grab a cold glass Pour about 1/2" of chocolate or strawberry syrup (preferably Fox's UBet) Add 1 small scoop of vanilla ice cream Add 1 splash of cold club soda Mash all together with a spoon until blended Fill 3/4 of the cup with cold club soda Add another scoop or two of ice cream Serve with spoon and straw
Tortilla PBJs are the tops. I don't even think that's weird, it's far and away better than using regular bread.