Post something every man need to know upon this board

'Cause like I been to, y'know, Paris, Peru, y'know, I mean, uh, Iraq, Iran, Eurasia... y'know I speak very, very, um fluent Spanish -- 'Todo 'sta bien, chévere' -- you got that?

 

Some say I'm a leader... others can see I have minimal reading comprehensive skill... so maybe the blind do lead the blind.





edit: realjad did it

 

Motherf*cker! I made a long post and somehow I got logged out and it failed to post. So, I'll give the Cliff's notes.

- Can't believe so many guys here didn't get a kiss until 21+
- Consider myself pretty shy, didn't have a girlfriend until after high school, but still managed a kiss by 14. Lost virginity at 19 and have only (pretty low for this day and age) slept with 5 girls. I'm 25 now.
- Compiled a list (see spoiler below) of 32 girls I've kissed, that I can remember by name. None were intoxicated, none were sluts at a club or similar establishment, and none were the result of a kissing game (spin the bottle, etc.).

Spoiler

Angie
Becky
Jenny
Jenny #2
Vanessa
Angela
Mary
Theresa
Adrienne
Joanna
Nikki
Becca
Jessica
Michelle
Laura
Jen
Samantha
Ashley
Tiffany
Pollyn
Jill
Whitney
Katy
Alexa
Christina
Brittany
Vanessa
Sara
Veronica
Lisa
Kristen
Courtney

- Looking at my own list of 32 girls that I can remember kissing, it makes me sick to think that some people have actually slept with that many people or more. Even worse, I bet a lot of them couldn't even make a similar list off the top of their head.

 

You couldn't go into your cache and get it? Or like... the browser shut down?

But yeah, concerning your list... that some people cannot even number or name the "partners" they've had is concerning to say the least.

And we wonder why diseases spread?

 

you must not know a lot of hispanic women

 

that list doesn't even include your current g/f?

 

First kiss with tongue is when I was 12, in the hallway at school near the counselors office. It was weird. I think I bit her lip.

Lost my virginity when I was 14. I'm still pretty good friends with the girl today.

Things every man should know? My "Texas Tornado" technique. It's patented. But I will share it for the right price.

 

I've had a rather high number of partners, (that's a euphemism and it means I've had lots of sex!), probably a few I couldn't name if asked, and I have never had any sort of STD.

 

Horses are usually more careful.

 

SO IS UR MOM!!!! lol rotflmao thadeus#1

 

Dont' EVER answer this question from your girlfriend. She got me while I was intoxicated-

Her- "So baby, srsly, how many girls have you slept with?"

Me- "No way. I'm either a liar or a pig. This is a no win."

Her- (Pouty lips) "It's not like that. I'm just curious, it really wouldn't bother me. The past is the past and I KNOW I'm your last anyways!"

Me- "Ok, Atleast 300. LET'S DO ANOTHER SHOT! WOOHOO!"

I've been using lotion and tissues for the past week. No lie.

BTW- First kiss with teh tongue- 7th grade, listening to Bon Jovi "Wanted Dead or Alive."

First lay- 14 or 15, summer before high school with a 17 year old varsity cheerleader. I was all kinds of dope after that, especially after she sucker punched me in my nose after she found out how much I had bragged about it. Broke it, blood, etc. [/End Fatty-like too much information post]

 

It's slightly amusing to me that ClutchCityReturns can remember that many of the people he has kissed...I remember at one point when I used to do that, but now I couldn't comprise anywhere close to an accurate list. Not even sure if I could do that with the girls I've gotten oral from. That's not a shot at you in any way, CCR. It's just funny to me to remember those "innocent" days of mine when I was so excited that I just kissed another girl.

Ok, I'll admit it, I'm at the age where I love "casual" sex (that doesn't necessarily mean one-night stands, I prefer to see them over and over again ), f-buddies, and open/casual relationships. Seems to work for me, for now. I get close, fun relationships with the girls and physical intimacy, along with freedom! My lifestyle definitely isn't for everyone, but the alternative just doesn't work for me right now.

 

Hmm...could have sworn I put her in there. I know I did before I lost my original post. Either way, make it 33.

No offense taken. It's not that each of those encounters was a big deal for me (some were very much the opposite). I just have a knack for recalling useless stuff, like a list of all the girls I've kissed.