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Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Fatty FatBastard, Nov 30, 2007.

  1. bladeage

    bladeage Member

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    well I don't recall getting a woody, but if that is the case then my first kiss was at age 11.
     
  2. XxShadyPinkxX

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    Something every man needs to know?

    You're never right. :p

    How did this turn into a firsts thread?

    Oh well.

    First kiss at 11. Lost it at 14 to my best friend. We've been together ever since.

    And sadly, first of my sisters to not get pregnant by 16 and first to graduate high school (out of 8 older siblings). :rolleyes:
     
  3. bladeage

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    Hispanic?


    ;)

    I was also the first one in my family to graduate from high school.
     
  4. No Worries

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    Embrace the Silver Rule. Do unto others as they want done unto.

    Women have different needs. The true lady killers know that to find those needs and to fulfill them (or is that to exploit them ;)) is the fastest way to The Promised Land.
     
  5. Manny Ramirez

    Manny Ramirez The Music Man

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    Somehow as I was reading Fatty's opening post, the song "Ask" by The Smiths was running through my head (Fatty - you can google the lyrics if you want to; don't want to post them as that would piss Harrisment off something awful :p ).

    You know I have thought many times that if I could have done things differently when it came to women, would I do it? And I have come to the conclusion that I would not because that would mean I wouldn't be with the woman I have now. So, guys who had their first kiss when they were in grade school and lost their virginity when they were in high school but are now single can have those "accomplishments". I wouldn't trade with them for anything.

    Now I do wish that I went out of state for college - I think it would have helped me a lot in many areas but it is okay that I stayed in-state (just took me a little longer to "catch on" for some things).

    And to contribute, somewhat, to the topic of this thread - it is true that women like men who have confidence but aren't overly arrogant. However, I think it is more important to a woman that a man can make her laugh than how good-looking he is. Also, a woman decides in her mind within the first 5 minutes of meeting a man if he is dating material or not - that is pretty much a fact.
     
  6. Rashmon

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    Based on what I've read, this will probaly help some of you. A few posters probably have some experience with this one...

    What is Rohypnol?
    Rohypnol is the brand name for a drug called Flunitrazepam, which is a powerful sedative that depresses the central nervous system. Rohypnol is not legally available for prescription in the United States, but is legal in 60 countries worldwide for treatment of insomnia.

    What does it look like?
    A small white tablet with no taste or odor when dissolved in a drink.

    How is it used?
    Rohypnol is swallowed as a pill, dissolved in a drink, or snorted. Roofies are frequently used in combination with alcohol and other drugs. They are sometimes taken to enhance a heroin high, or to mellow or ease the experience of coming down from a cocaine or crack high. Used with alcohol, roofies produce disinhibition and amnesia.

    What are its short-term effects?
    The drug creates a sleepy, relaxed, and drunk feeling that lasts 2 to 8 hours. Other effects may include blackouts, with a compete loss of memory, dizziness and disorientation, nausea, difficulty with motor movements and speaking.
     
  7. cwebbster

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    I am 25 yrs old, and I have been with over 25 women, I could name them all to you. First one came when I was 13, next one when I was 15, next when I was 20, and then the rest came consistently over the next 5 yrs. Actually since I broke up with my ex, that previous number spiked up 35%. I know its awful. I want to find a good woman to share my life with. I am tired of all this nonsense. My advice to anyone who is still a virgin at my age, lose it for the right girl, and never take sex as a way to make yourself look cool.
     
  8. Manny Ramirez

    Manny Ramirez The Music Man

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    You still have nothing on Wilt the Stilt.
     
  9. countingcrow

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    How did you find 25 hispanic women to have sex with?

    Being in the same situation as you (white guy who has only been intimate with hispanic women), I've only been with 20% of the hispanic girls that you have been. While it's not as hard as most might think to find hispanic women who are attracted to white guys, that total is surprising.

    Guess I'm just amazed, that's all...
     
  10. macalu

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    there's about 2 million of them in Houston.
     
  11. bladeage

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    most of the hispanic women I know would prefer white guys.. especially since they are all illegal and need to get married soon.
     
  12. bejezuz

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    Something that every man should know?

    Keep your palm facing upwards, fingers bent, and move them like you're giving someone a "come here" gestures. You'll know when you find the right spot.
     
  13. B-Bob

    B-Bob "94-year-old self-described dreamer"
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    "...
    I brought my first shotgun,
    By the age of three,
    Said, Fine whiskey and women, oh,
    By the time that I was five,
    ..."


    name that band? Laygo? Bueller?

    My first kiss was at age five, seriously. And yes, a girl human of same age. Did not score until much later though.
     
  14. cwebbster

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    Not just Houston brother, I lived in San Marcos and Waco previous to coming back home.....I also speak spanish fluently.....they love that....
     
  15. rrj_gamz

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    The only thing I do know is that ALL women are different...What works on some, doesn't work on the masses...Timing is everything...Depends on the girl, but as a rule, just be honest and listen...Other girls, they like a-holes...

    It's tough being single in the city sometimes, as most of us, if not all, are just looking for someone normal, funny and smart, someone you can carry a conversation with...

    It's not just looks...Trust me...As I've heard before, Show me a good looking woman, and I'll show you someone who's tired of her crap and tired of banging her...
     
  16. wreck

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    yea. ive wasted my time with girls who are really hot but really boring. at first you dont notice, but then you realize that you dont even really have fun with her when you go out.


    It's tough being single in the city sometimes, as most of us, if not all, are just looking for someone normal, funny and smart, someone you can carry a conversation with...

    this statement is so true...
     
  17. WildSweet&Cool

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    This thread is really weak on "things that every man needs to know".
     
  18. DonkeyMagic

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    boys have a penis

    girls have a vagina
     
  19. ima_drummer2k

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    Is T-Mac a point forward?

    ANSWER THE QUESTION!!!!!!!
     
  20. Mr. Clutch

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    Location of gentials.
     

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