Hi. My name is Fatty FatBastard. I am a human sexually transmitted disease research subject. Damn glad to meet you.
Bah. I haven't caught anything yet (knock on wood). Besides, I really don't have that much sex. I'd say 5-10 partners a year.
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That's just....disturbing. I hate condoms myself, but they are a necessary evil. Fortunately, I'm in a relationship and have been for nearly a year. We both got tested at the beginning and no longer use condoms, as she is on the pill. Anyway. I prefer Durex Extra Sensitive. Stay away from all things Trojan, as they are thick and really cut down on sensitivity. I've tried the Crown Skinless, but I'm too big for them. Here's a good site for all things rubbers with lots of links to various lubes, toys, etc: Condom Depot Good luck, man.
Petsmart sells some excellent toys. ....in the imortal words of one Iggy Pop So messed up i want you here In my room i want you here Now we're gonna be face-to-face And i'll lay right down in my favorite place And now i wanna be your dog Now i wanna be your dog Now i wanna be your dog Well c'mon -I Wanna Be Your Dog, The Stooges
Xandria.com I dunno if the missus is into the toy scene...but my exes swear by the rabbit ones. Er....not that I am not blessed with inhuman sexual prowess...but even Superman needs a rest break.
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he can't, because he can't edit. uh-oh. also, lynus... you quoted the link in your reply. gmao. you don't post as much as you used to. finally got a life unlike the rest of us, eh?