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Possibly inappropraite question [adult toys]

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by vwiggin, Sep 13, 2006.

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  1. RocketMan Tex

    RocketMan Tex Member

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    Hi. My name is Fatty FatBastard. I am a human sexually transmitted disease research subject. Damn glad to meet you.

    ;) :D
     
    #21 RocketMan Tex, Sep 13, 2006
  2. Fatty FatBastard

    Fatty FatBastard Member

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    Bah. I haven't caught anything yet (knock on wood).

    Besides, I really don't have that much sex. I'd say 5-10 partners a year.
     
    #22 Fatty FatBastard, Sep 13, 2006
  3. plcmts17

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    Huh, uh-Huh, you said "Hard".
     
    #23 plcmts17, Sep 13, 2006
  4. vwiggin

    vwiggin Member

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    Wrap it, don't knock it.

    :D :D :D
     
    #24 vwiggin, Sep 13, 2006
  5. CBrownFanClub

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    Clutch: could we set up an auxillary tip jar to contribute to FattyFatBastards vascetomy? Thx
     
    #25 CBrownFanClub, Sep 13, 2006
  6. Ottomaton

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    #26 Ottomaton, Sep 13, 2006
  7. Rocketman95

    Rocketman95 Hangout Boy

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    #27 Rocketman95, Sep 13, 2006
  8. Deckard

    Deckard Blade Runner
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    Ottomaton, are you on a mission to get this locked?? :eek:
     
    #28 Deckard, Sep 13, 2006
  9. Lynus302

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    That's just....disturbing.

    I hate condoms myself, but they are a necessary evil. Fortunately, I'm in a relationship and have been for nearly a year. We both got tested at the beginning and no longer use condoms, as she is on the pill.

    Anyway. I prefer Durex Extra Sensitive. Stay away from all things Trojan, as they are thick and really cut down on sensitivity. I've tried the Crown Skinless, but I'm too big for them.

    Here's a good site for all things rubbers with lots of links to various lubes, toys, etc: Condom Depot

    Good luck, man.
     
    #29 Lynus302, Sep 13, 2006
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  10. KingCheetah

    KingCheetah Atomic Playboy
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    [​IMG]
     
    #30 KingCheetah, Sep 13, 2006
  11. rocketlaunch

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    #31 rocketlaunch, Sep 13, 2006
  12. OmegaSupreme

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    man... just hock some spit and call it a day.
     
    #32 OmegaSupreme, Sep 13, 2006
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  13. Mr. Brightside

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    Just buy a classy strap-on, and let your gf violate you. Thats hot!
     
    #33 Mr. Brightside, Sep 13, 2006
  14. percicles

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    Petsmart sells some excellent toys.

    ....in the imortal words of one Iggy Pop

    So messed up i want you here
    In my room i want you here
    Now we're gonna be face-to-face
    And i'll lay right down in my favorite place
    And now i wanna be your dog
    Now i wanna be your dog
    Now i wanna be your dog
    Well c'mon
    -I Wanna Be Your Dog, The Stooges
     
    #34 percicles, Sep 13, 2006
  15. Major Malcontent

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    Xandria.com

    I dunno if the missus is into the toy scene...but my exes swear by the rabbit ones.

    Er....not that I am not blessed with inhuman sexual prowess...but even Superman needs a rest break.
     
    #35 Major Malcontent, Sep 13, 2006
  16. Ognilecaf

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    WARNING!!!! NOT WORK ACCEPTABLE I think you should just try this www.mudfall.com WARNING!!!! NOT WORK ACCEPTABLE
     
    #36 Ognilecaf, Sep 13, 2006
  17. Lynus302

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    Dude....WAY inappropriate for this board. Better delete that before you get banned.
     
    #37 Lynus302, Sep 13, 2006
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  18. Ognilecaf

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    I dont have delete privliges...sooooo, it was nice knowing everyone....
     
    #38 Ognilecaf, Sep 13, 2006
  19. OmegaSupreme

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    he can't, because he can't edit. uh-oh.

    also, lynus... you quoted the link in your reply. gmao.

    you don't post as much as you used to. finally got a life unlike the rest of us, eh?
     
    #39 OmegaSupreme, Sep 13, 2006
  20. Ognilecaf

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    and i think the jessus BP was worse than that.....but thats just me
     
    #40 Ognilecaf, Sep 13, 2006
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