Possible trade of Juwan Howard for Tyson Chandler and Kirk Hinrich?

Oh geez, does this mean we are picking up God Shamgod?

 

The encrypted message here (don't try this at home boys and girls, I'm an expert) is that the reason for the trade snag is that Wisebrod is still contacting minor league hockey teams since he can't figure out how to use Outlook for NBA GM's numbers. He must have a good hockey prospect lined up and CD not wanting to let Wisebrod know that you can't trade basketball players for hockey players (obviously) figured he play along in hopes of landing T-Mac. CD not to be outmaneuvered cut a deal with the Texans for Jamal Lord for Boki (I think, he might be just as good at fooball as he is basketball). Remember that Jamal might not be a good quarterback, but he's one hell of an athlete.

I can't figure out exactly which minor league hockey team is involved from the clues given, but the message explains the snag -- in that, it's not a multi-team deal, it's a frickin' multi-sport, multi-league deal. NO WONDER I COULDN'T FIGURE OUT THE DELAY...I hadn't considered that option.

Doc, don't bother confirming, I know I'm right on this one.

OR -

Doc could mean the War(riors) rise against me...they've hit a snag with the roadkill warriors.

OR -

He likes the new Ford Focus as shown on Launchcast.

 

Best reply to a Doc Rocket post ever!

 

what about Howard for a resigned Crawford

 

NO, MAN!! Don't you remember those Nike commercials with LeBron and Cedric the Entertainer? LeBron was supposed to be the saviour, right? CLEARLY this means we're getting LeBron.

Just imagine James and Yao. The most exciting tandem EVER. I love it! Screw T-Mac!!