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[Pop Culture] Jessica Simpson Loves Bacon

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by percicles, Jan 26, 2009.

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  1. leroy

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    I'm guessing she's pregnant.
     
  2. Franchise3

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    Misspelling of "consciously" done unconsciously? ;)
     
  3. professorjay

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    It's a joke w/in a joke w/in a joke. That's my story and I'm sticking w/ it (and turning on spell check).
     
  4. Franchise3

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    Built-in Firefox spell checker FTW!!!!11!1
     
  5. Lil Pun

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    This is getting WAY more press than it should.
     
  6. Franchise3

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    At least half the reason she is famous in the first place is her looks. You live by the sword (looks), you die by the sword (bacon).
     
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    She's not fatter than the average woman in the neighborhood.

    America is a fat country. Deal with it.
     
  8. DaDakota

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    Yes, it is a fat country, so what? That doesn't mean we have to accept some new definition of fat.

    She is fat.....there are fatter people than her...myself included.

    But she is still...FAT.

    DD
     
  9. YuTea

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    AMEN Brother!!! *stands up and applauds*
     
  10. bobrek

    bobrek Politics belong in the D & D

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    So you consider a woman who is a size 8 fat? Does your wife consider a woman who is a size 8 fat?
     
  11. emjohn

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    If so, that double-belt could be considered attempted abortion. LOL

    I think you can be overweight....and then be fat. I'd say she's overweight, but would need another 15 lbs to go into fat territory. The outfit REALLY made her look bad.
     
  12. Fatty FatBastard

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    Not only yes, but a size "8" isn't what a size "8" was 10 years ago. They are actually making small clothes bigger, which is why there are now size "0" and even negative sizes these days.
     
  13. Angkor Wat

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    lol did this thread come off a gossip site or something? I've been to three or four other forums where people have made the same thread with the same pic about Jessica.
     
  14. bobrek

    bobrek Politics belong in the D & D

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    Since you apparently have many female friends, ask them if they think that a woman is fat if she is a size 8 and report back to us.
     
  15. Fatty FatBastard

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    You don't want me to. My girl calls her size 5 jeans her "fat" jeans.

    But, believe me, a size "8" ain't what it used to be.
     
  16. Lady_Di

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    Are you serious? Size 5 is not even fat. I wear size 7 or 8 depending on the brand. I guess I am fat. Some girls are bigger at the bottom, I guess you could call it bootylicious. They have to wear bigger sizes for their bottom but they are small at the top.

    I take the height, their measurements and weight in consideration to call someone fat. Size 8 is not fat because I am not fat at all, just have some meat sitting on my hips. I'm hispanic, after all. ;)

    Let's wait on calling Jessica Simpson fat until we see more pictures of her. Those clothes didn't do her well.
     
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    As far as celebrities are concerned, Jessica Simpson's weight gain is definitely dwarfed by this:

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  18. GRENDEL

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    oh my :eek:
     
  19. Fatty FatBastard

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    I wasn't saying a size 5 was fat (she's 5,8 and 120.) I was saying that asking the girls I hang out with aren't the right group to ask about what they consider fat to be. My girl is always b****ing about her weight.
     
  20. bobrek

    bobrek Politics belong in the D & D

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    Probably because we live in a society where a size 8 is considered fat.
     

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