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[Pop Culture] Jessica Simpson Loves Bacon

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by percicles, Jan 26, 2009.

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  1. TheFreak

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    What did she do with her chesticles?
     
  2. bigtexxx

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    Romo should dump that skank for getting fat

    that was pretty much all Jessica had going for her
     
  3. bigballerj

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    Normally when women gain weight, their breasts get bigger as well. I guess there is an exception this time.
     
  4. Franchise3

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    I never knew "muffin tops" could originate this high on a person's mid-section, and it just so happens to be the ultra rare double-decker muffin top too. :eek:

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  5. DonnyMost

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    Wow that outfit is fricking hideous... plus it makes it her look like someone is squeezing the last bit of cookie dough out of the tube
     
  6. Rashmon

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    While I find it quite tasteless to ridicule people for their weight, this post deserves repeating because it cracked me up and I can't quit laughing.
     
  7. Lady_Di

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    Hey, she's dating a football star. What do you expect? She's eating like a football star!

    P.S. Be quiet, y'all would hit it anyway.
     
  8. MoBalls

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    What the heck?.............I like her earings though.
     
  9. droxford

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    If was single I would. I think I'd be kinda rough with her.
     
  10. Yonkers

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    They're fabulous! I give them two snaps and a twist.

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  11. rocketsjudoka

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    I thought this thread was going to be Jessica Simpson is dating Kevin Bacon.
     
  12. VooDooPope

    VooDooPope Love > Hate

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    Thats explains the weight gain. :D
     
  13. SwoLy-D

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    :eek:

    NO WAY. A celebritay who is ACTUALLY going the other way with her weight?!?!?!?! YAY!!!!!

    SHE LOOKS HAWT. :eek:

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    "Well, good. GOOD! More for me and you. :eek: "
     
  14. emjohn

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    Jessica Simpson's definitely yo-yo'ed with her weight over the years:

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    Started off without much "help" with her looks, got a little plump at times

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    After serious training

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    Check the button about to explode off.

    She, not unlike Britney (but with a lot less crazy), gains weight when she's comfortable. Also, she's had HORRIBLE taste/guidance with her outfits. Right now, with this "I'm country" grab for cash, she could be wearing much more relaxed outfits and no one would say a word. Unfortunately, she doesn't pay attention when her pants leave bruises around the waist.

    Back in the day I'd be all about hitting it. These days....she needs those looks to be A game to cover up her unbearably annoying personality.

    Evan
     
  15. Jeremiah

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    Man, those clothes. Helllooo, Dallas!

    You look at that pic and all you see is muffin tops? It makes me think of something else, entirely. Hint: mouth.
     
  16. surrender

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    Nice mom jeans
     
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    <object width="512" height="296"><param name="movie" value="http://www.hulu.com/embed/M12h0LZQBaPz9-9y4hzpZQ"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.hulu.com/embed/M12h0LZQBaPz9-9y4hzpZQ" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowFullScreen="true" width="512" height="296"></embed></object>
     
  18. ferrari77

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    I think she looks the hottest she's ever been imho.
    Yeah she doesn't look as "skinny" as she did on Dukes but damn, y'all and the media are acting like she's "Ruby" or "Roseanne".
    She still has her curves and she just has more cushion for the pushing.
    I don't want to turn this into a white/black thing but I gotta wonder how many brotha's on here think she's looking hot with a few more pounds on her now.

    I'd hit it fa sho but
    The azz is still not right. Give her a Mena Suvari azz and it's ovah.
     
  19. DaDakota

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    Fat is NOT sexy, it is just unhealthy.

    DD
     
  20. Lady_Di

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    She's not fat, just chunky.

    FAT is this...

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