I was at work the other day, and went in to use the facilities (just the urinal). As I'm standing there, the dude in the stall just lets out the most massive, echoing, 10 second fart I've ever heard. Just shameless. I could hardly contain myself from bursting out in laughter. I mean, he knew I was there, and yet he just let it rip . . . that's guts right there. He didn't care what the hell I thought about it, he meant business . . .
I have a new term that just happened to me right now... THE BROWN FRAME When someone in the stall next to you takes a smelly @$$ dump and stinks up the whole place but leaves the bathroom before you. While you take a nice clean one that doesn't smell, when you leave the stall everyone who just walks in thinks the nasty smell is from you.
I'd like to add the BROWN TSUNAMI When you finish, flush and are pulling up your pants, then all of a sudden you get hit with the brown tsunami because the toilet is clogged and overflowing.
