[Poll][Rockets Season 2023-24] Jalen Green Unleashed... Will He Rise...or Wilt....

As of now he likely has 1,000+ posts about Green and how horrible a player he is. Hope it's worth the time spent in one's life repeating yourself. I mean I think we all get the f'ing point by now. No matter... let's get a few hundred more of the same thing in before the season starts. Counting stats, bad defense, Corey Brewer, 6th man derp derp

 

Caution: Don't read this if you had 2 shots of covid vaccine/Jalen fans

If the coach is as good as advertised, Jalen will take less shots, something like 10-12 and score 11 to 13 pt unless his efficiency improves ,
his minutes will be reduced drastically to accommodate the new core

 

Only 8 out of 100 people voted that he'll wilt.

Jalen critics are a disproportionately loud group who post about it way too often.

 

Proves that most clutchfans posters are secure with their sexuality and gender.

Because it seems like the harshest critics of Jalen are those who are insecure about their gender/sexuality.

 

wait! was that what the poll was about? I may have voted wrong then...

 

I'm analyzing the state of mind of people obsessed with complaining about his work ethic because he paints his nails.

 

His efficiency might go up, but his defense will be much better - I expect him to maybe not score as much with all the others taking shots too....he might go down a bit but be a much better NBA player.

DD

 

lol except when you see who voted 'wilt', half of the votes are from posters who aren't even jalen green critics and didn't even take this thread seriously.
i didn't want to jinx jalen so i voted wilt also.

 

Everyone who likes Jalen is a open homosexual because of the painted nails and JC humpage.

And everyone who doesn't like him is a closed homosexual in order to overcompensate.

Much like Christopher in the video, Clutchfans is in a compromising position.

 

I know the critics have some basketball things to say about Jalen's weaknesses, but they do seem to be incapable of not involving the nails/fashion in the assessment. Jalen is forcing those feelings out of them.

They're so desperate to mention it that they don't even care it robs their basketball analysis of credibility. So then ask yourselves: Aren't you just posting an analysis because you're desperate to re-mention the nails? Because you do care a lot about mentioning the nails, but you don't care at all about whether the analysis has credibility.

It's literally a grown man hating on a young person's fashion sense. A trend as old as humanity. Anyway, to each their own. I don't mind people saying that stuff, I just know that science says something is really bothering them deep down inside (not necessarily sexuality, it's usually a power-related thing).

 

Regardless, it's not insignificant that 100 out of 108 voted rise. If everyone didn't take it seriously, we'd have closer to a 50-50 split.

 

Jebari the Rise of the Trash Talk.

 

Secure enough to say no to dry humping.

Would say no pegging from a woman.....esp. I dislike.

 

It could prove to be his crux.

I would rather have Ime Udoka the Spurs player instead of Brooks.

I would not even mind Bruce Bowen, although I cannot see eye to eye with that guy.

 

I have never been a fan of Green, but I hope he does well, because I am a Rocket's fan. For most of last season, he looked like he had never played basketball. Freak athlete though.

 

If he never played basketball before last season and still did stuff like this:
https://www.statmuse.com/nba/ask/who-has-the-most-games-with-30-points-before-turning-21#:~:text=LeBron James has the most,+ points, with 57 games.


We might just have the potential GOAT on our hands. I'm excited. That's some great optimism from your part.

 

I sincerely hope that some actual coaching will help his efficiency. Not being allowed to do whatever the hell he wants to do on the court should make him a better player.

 

People really need to pay attention to the season last year and actually watch games.

Jalen Green deferred a lot to KPJ. Also many of his bad shots were guys like Tari or KJ having the ball in their hands with 7secinds left with set defenders on them not being able to create a shot instinctively trying to find Jalen with the shot clock running out because they know he's a lot more talented at "creating something out of nothing" forcing Green to a difficult attempts.