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[Poll] Is it acceptable to masturbate in a public restroom?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by roxxfan, Feb 7, 2015.

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Yes or No?

  1. Yes

    24 vote(s)
    22.9%
  2. No

    75 vote(s)
    71.4%
  3. Unsure

    6 vote(s)
    5.7%
  1. Mr. Brightside

    Mr. Brightside Contributing Member

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    As long as you clean up after yourself and don't make eye contact with anyone through the stall I think you should be ok.
     
  2. hotballa

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    As much as i say no to jerking it in a public bathroom, i have to admit your logic has found a sympathetic ear. Perhaps another poll is needed: do you prefer to step on another man's urine/feces or his c*m?
     
  3. PhiSlammaJamma

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    Has anyone ever considered black lighting the entire planet all at once, just to, I don't know, get an idea of what's really happening out there in this regard. The whole thing may light up. I always remember this skit on SNL of the movie Ghost, where Shwayze is looking over his wife as a ghost only to find out all the bad habits she had when he was not in the room, lol.
     
  4. XxTCNxX

    XxTCNxX Member

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    So this is what weird part of ClutchFans is
     
  5. davidio840

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    If we win the championship this year, I will spew j*zz all over the TC bathrooms, club seats, waiters/waitresses and the security guards that escort me away.
     
  6. Jmcballer88

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  7. heypartner

    heypartner Contributing Member

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    r e a l l y

    someone has done this

    Im so disappoint with the internets
     
  8. lean

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    dawg...
     
  9. heypartner

    heypartner Contributing Member

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    if it helps, I know there are girls who do this.





    fwiw
     
  10. robbie380

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    A stall? That's lonely. Usually I go with the urinal so I can have some company.
     
  11. HR Dept

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    Noises? Multiple participants? You're a funny guy Pouhe.
     
  12. Zboy

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    As long as you do it in front of the urinal.
     
  13. hooroo

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    Only Erroll Flynn can give you an honest answer.
     
  14. Dubious

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    I heard a guy whacking it in the steam room recently.:rolleyes:

    I voted 'no' but just try not to be offensive about it, no moaning, don't leave the evidence.
     
  15. TheRealist137

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    I voted yes simply because no one will ever find out if you clean up after
     
  16. Torn n Frayed

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    In the Galleria during the early 90's at the bathroom closest to Marshall Fields I walked in on 2 guys standing up in the waist high stalls, facing each other fapping at a furious pace. I promptly GTFO and never went back to that bathroom....:confused:
     
  17. CCorn

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    The handicap stalls give you more room to stretch out.
     
  18. Haymitch

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    Guy did this in the stall next to me at work a couple months back. That, or he was just vigorously rubbing his thigh for 5+ minutes. I finished my business quickly and got out. He was still working on it when I left.
     
  19. Manny Ramirez

    Manny Ramirez The Music Man

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    You know you can choke the chicken silently, right?
     
  20. Dairy Ashford

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    Your thread, weirdo; just responding in kind.
     

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