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[Poll] Have you ever wiped so many times that you finally said **** it and just took a shower?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by CCorn, Aug 10, 2022.

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Ever wiped so many times you said **** it and just took a shower?

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  1. Xerobull

    Xerobull You son of a b!tch! I'm in!

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    Ninja dingleberry is worse.
     
    #21 Xerobull, Aug 11, 2022
  2. boomboom

    boomboom I GOT '99 PROBLEMS
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    Ok...this thread is now starting to make the Italian sausage thread look pretty A+.
     
    #22 boomboom, Aug 11, 2022
  3. jiggyfly

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    link?
     
    #23 jiggyfly, Aug 11, 2022
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  4. Roscoe Arbuckle

    Roscoe Arbuckle Member

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    #24 Roscoe Arbuckle, Aug 11, 2022
  5. cheke64

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    you try to wipe and the **** done caught you from the wrist. Those are a b****. I end up doing about 6 flushes so I don't clog the toilet.
     
    #25 cheke64, Aug 11, 2022
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  6. Roscoe Arbuckle

    Roscoe Arbuckle Member

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    Yeah. That's never happened.
     
    #26 Roscoe Arbuckle, Aug 12, 2022
  7. BigM

    BigM Contributing Member

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    I have a bidet and it’s great but how do people only bidet? I wipe then clean up with the water than wipe again.
     
    #27 BigM, Aug 12, 2022
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  8. ima_drummer2k

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    TP, then flushable wet wipe(s). Spread the cheeks in the shower just in case.
     
    #28 ima_drummer2k, Aug 12, 2022
  9. MexAmercnMoose

    MexAmercnMoose Member

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    yall dont have bidets???
     
    #29 MexAmercnMoose, Aug 12, 2022
  10. Dgn1

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    I use diaper wipes exclusively at home, work or traveling. That dam Amazon bidet hit me right square in the bulls eye with all 40# of city provided water. I've been gun shy ever since.
     
    #30 Dgn1, Aug 13, 2022
  11. Dankstronaut

    Dankstronaut Way, way out here.
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    The worst part about vacationing is the USA's horrific treatment of your butthole. No bidet, no handheld shower head, and tp that is somehow simultaneously too weak to stand up to the task (breaks apart, doodoo fingers, etc.) but also feels like high grit sandpaper.

    What's the deal? This equipment is less than $100 per bathroom but every hotel, rest area, or petrol station leaves your butt crack feeling like a warzone.

    People who object have dirty buttholes or don't wipe. That's sincerely all there is to it.
     
    #31 Dankstronaut, Aug 14, 2022
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  12. Invisible Fan

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    Most flushable wipes don't disintegrate well into sewer and septic systems. Hope y'all tested it personally or are throwing your poopy wipes in the trash.

    These systems aren't cheap to fix or upgrade. It'd be like little kids flushing random things down the toilet
     
    #32 Invisible Fan, Aug 14, 2022
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  13. Roscoe Arbuckle

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    Not sure why you would wipe that aggresively...
     
    #33 Roscoe Arbuckle, Aug 14, 2022
  14. Dankstronaut

    Dankstronaut Way, way out here.
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    Not sure why you would assume the pressure I use to wipe my butt...
     
    #34 Dankstronaut, Aug 14, 2022
  15. Buck Turgidson

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    There's an Italian sausage thread?
     
    #35 Buck Turgidson, Aug 14, 2022
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  16. davidio840

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    #36 davidio840, Aug 14, 2022
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  17. ROXTXIA

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    Dontchoo hate it when you finish yourshower....and THEN the poo poo train enters the tunnel?
     
    #37 ROXTXIA, Aug 14, 2022
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  18. Buck Turgidson

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    #38 Buck Turgidson, Aug 14, 2022
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  19. ThatBoyNick

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    My assh*le is entirely too hairy to use toilet paper, its just smushing and spreading sh*t into my hairs. I wash every time and have been doing so since a teen.

    People eating too much ass out here to not be washing your ass, this is an ethical necessity.
     
    #39 ThatBoyNick, Aug 14, 2022
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  20. DaDakota

    DaDakota If you want to know, just ask!

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    Time for a Bidet, trust me, you will never go back to without one.

    DD
     
    #40 DaDakota, Aug 14, 2022
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