[Poll] Go ahead and pee on yourself!

A power piss is imperative in the midst of a large gathering of other males (i.e. most sporting events) The splashback is a badge of honor. Nobody respects a dude who walks up there, digs it out and then camps out like he's standing in line at the DMV. Loss of points for grunts. Sighs of relief are a gray area. Farting while power pissing is uncouth. It is permissable AFTER and only after you have zipped up and are on your way to the washing station. Leaving an SBD is not cool.

 

I take it that you have never been pregnant. Just ask Mrs. Manny (who is 25 weeks along now), she burps and farts all night long and then always blames it on our son, lol!

 

Horribly decayed and putrid roses.



The worst smells I've ever smelled in public were from a female's netherland.


Middle school was a tear jerker.

 

If a man and wife can't comfortable fart around each other, then that marriage is doomed.

 

Now, that's a change you can believe in!

 

I hate when your pee'ing and you can hear another guy moan and **** like he is having sex or something. Its like, jeez you a virgin yo?

 

::cough::sexaholic::cough::

 

For some reason, this particular sentence made me smile.

Could it be the new "hispanic?" We'll just have to wait and see.

 

So does everyone try to power piss the sht stains off the toilet? sht stains thats not left by you might I add, someone else's skid marks, just to be a top bloke? Its not always about power, its about power AND accuracy and endurance. Sometimes you run out of ammo before all the skid marks have been annihlated.

 

I NEVER (not once!) farted while I was dating my husband, until after we were married.