When Ron Artest pees, the house shivers. speaking of pee shivers, that's another reason we miss our target sometimes.
I let out powerful streams 80% of the time I piss. I don't push, I let it flow freely. It just happens to be power pees. I choose to sit when I have an erection. Aiming is impossible with a hard on.
Hmmmm...I guess it depends on the situation for me. At home I'll easy flow and shake with Option B since I don't care about a trickle of pee on my pants, nor do I want to clean up the mess. But in public I'll power pee while shaking side-to-side. This allows me to show off my stream machine, plus it keeps the pants clean.
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Power peeing: Not a habit of mine, but there are various techniques for dealing with high-velocity streams that I'm sure most of us are adept in (e.g. distance to urinal, oblique angle peeing, locating the sweetspot for minimal backsplash) Shaking direction: I utilise a personalised shake-and-squeeze routine.. a downward/sideways samurai-like slashing shake, followed by a light squeeze that aids in fluid flow (Bernoulli's principle LOL) Sitting down to pee: Only when I am drunk, have an erection that won't go away, or want to feel like a girly man Talking in the toilet: It's never the talking that's creepy.. it's the eye contact! Washing hands after peeing: Rinsing with water is enough This evocative passage makes my heart swell with pride and fills me with a strong sense of esprit de corps, even as I release a guttural roar and thump my chest HARD in celebration of all things manly. I used to feel a twinge of guilt at staining toilet seats.. never again
I sometimes power pee, when Im in a hurry, or when I have holding up. I dont wash my hands with soap, just putting my hands under the water for 5-10 seconds, and thats it.
If I were a superhero, I would be Captain Powerpiss. It just comes naturally to me, and it's actually like my kryptonite when using the urinals. Otherwise, my abnormally large urethra is impressive.
And women are always the image of cleanliness with spring fresh aroma? Anywho... This thread reminds me of this book:
Um... are you sure you're ready for marriage? We guy-types tend to relax with the politeness once we're married. Farting in bed (we might even ask you to pull our finger), burping at the table, not using soap after a piss, these are all things we don't do while we're dating. But once we know we've got you and it's too late to change your mind, all bets are off, ya savvy?
Lol, I caught my guy not using soap yesterday morning...I told him, "there is soap if you didn't notice!" Well, he knows if he farts in the bed and burps then I WILL do the same thing. You guys don't want your woman to fart and burp, right?
Nope, and I apply the same logic when I'm in a relationship. Don't nag too much, though. My girl bugs me daily about flossing. I mean, I know we're supposed to floss every day, but sheesh!
Well, she wants your teeth to be pearly white! Sometimes I nag him about flossing too...it's the best way to get rid of bad breath and I can't stand bad breath!
Maybe he wasn't power pissing. He could be packing large if you know what I mean. Next time you are at a girls house and you pee, best believe the girl has her ear to the door listening. The more powerful pee, the bigger the.........
