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[Poll] Go ahead and pee on yourself!

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by swilkins, Oct 22, 2008.

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Do you power piss?

  1. Yes

    25 vote(s)
    27.5%
  2. No

    66 vote(s)
    72.5%
  1. swilkins

    swilkins Contributing Member

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    I'm sitting in the restroom at work taking a crap, when some guy walks in and stands in front of the urinal to pee. He doesn't just kick back and let it flow. This guy puts every bit of thrust as possible into the plastic fragrant holder at the bottom.

    The first thing that pops into my mind is, "Why does this guy feel it necessary to put all the power possible into this plastic device that has holes in it", because those holes can make your pee do crazy things at high velocity speeds (ie. sprays back into your pants. I know, because I did one day, while wearing shorts. Never again).

    Let this be a lesson to all, that the pee can come back to you.

    Do you power piss?

    If so, why?
     
  2. DreamRoxCoogFan

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    and so it begins....

    I do not. spray-back is just not my thing.
     
  3. Lil Pun

    Lil Pun Contributing Member

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    No I do not. Why waste energy when it just flows so naturally.
     
  4. no_answer

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    What! Guys are peeing on their pants when they goto the restroom? Gross.

    And you're checking out how other guys pee while you're taking a dump? Gross!
     
  5. BlastOff

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    No. I'd be more worried about kick-back. Har dee har! :D
     
  6. swilkins

    swilkins Contributing Member

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    The question I also ask myself is, "If a person isn't in the stall, does the person still power piss?".

    I mean is this some kind of, "Check out the power of my penis!" thing?
     
  7. Lady_Di

    Lady_Di Contributing Member

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    LOL.

    Okay, we're on the subject of peeing.

    Why the hell can't you aim correctly into the toilet bowl???

    I hate seeing old pee on the rim of the toilet when I clean every week. I used to see this at my parents' house too.

    Do you just let it hang and pee? :p
     
  8. Jimes

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    This thread title/poll is biased.
     
  9. swilkins

    swilkins Contributing Member

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    I'm in the stall.

    You can't help but hear it.

    I'm observant. What can I say?
     
  10. swilkins

    swilkins Contributing Member

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    Stop hanging out in men's restrooms.





    ;)
     
  11. BlastOff

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    How about the guy at the urinal who exhale/grunts while taking a piss? Creepy.
     
  12. MoBalls

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    I usually wear a cape when I go to the restroom and pee.
     
  13. the futants

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    Not a power-pee-er...I wear FLIP-FLOPS, for f#*cksake...
     
  14. Invisible Fan

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    It's territory to be marked.
     
  15. macalu

    macalu Contributing Member

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    anyone ever accidently catch a stray stream on the front of your pants and purposely flicker water on the side of your pants to make it look like it's all from washing and shaking your hands?



    yea, me either.
     
  16. pmac

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    just let it flow.

    While we're on the subject what's up with the dudes who want to talk in the restroom, wtf? Or the ones who don't wash their hands, again wtf?
     
  17. cardpire

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    i won't lie...my first preference is always to pee in a stall instead of a urinal whenever possible to totally avoid any potential sprayback.
     
  18. meggoleggo

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    No, but I have accidentally leaned up against the counter while washing my hands and gotten water on my pants that made them look like it.
     
  19. BlastOff

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    Or the ones who are on the cell? :D

    Don't get me started on the hand washing! Restroom germaphobe over here.
     
  20. rhadamanthus

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    I hate the ultra low urinals. It's an invitation for spash damage. Seriously, why not just pee on the damn floor.
     

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