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Polish the Turd Contest

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by Derp McFlopsky, Oct 20, 2020.

  1. Derp McFlopsky

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    Shine it up real nice. Everyone’s tried so hard to crush this cowpie, let’s see who can sell the best snake oil!

    I’ll go first. We fired a zero time champion coach and a zero time champion GM. The best they could do was a gimmick and it got manhandled by the eventual champions who dunked all of our calculators into oblivion. The options to replace them are in house because we have a good, stable franchise representing the fair city of Houston, Texas. Lucas’ emphasis in development is needed and Stone’s arduous search for a tall man man to play basketball shouldn’t take very long. This roster is stacked and 55 wins is an easy guess. Seriously, the worst part about this team is lower bowl attendance in the 1st half.

    Things are not that bad. We even have a great forum.


    Ok now you go!
     
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  2. s3ts

    s3ts Member

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    Apparently you've never seen turd?
     
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  3. HP3

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    I do not want to participate in cognitive dissonance.
     
  4. Jontro

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    op's about covered it all, quite eloquently.

    long live tillmen, may his businesses flourish and bring much moneys in 2021.
     
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  5. napalm06

    napalm06 Chronicler Of The Dark Ages
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    Maybe Westbrook can learn how to shoot and pass! Wait, how crazy are we getting here.
     
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  6. REEKO_HTOWN

    REEKO_HTOWN I'm Rich Biiiiaaatch!

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    I got one.

    You people want to drag poor Tilman under the bus for being cheap but you cheer when we lose the Chinese market. At least the Chinese fans are loyal to this team and fly thousands of miles just to sit in Toyota Center that takes you MINUTES to drive to. Where are the Houston fans huh? They care, you don't. They spend, you don't. How is Tilman supposed to spend more money when they real fans don't feel respected by the GM. Let's get China back in our good graces and get the money train printing again.
     
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  7. Le$$

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    Saw video on possibly what trades every team could possibly do, Rockets came up and guy said "aint nothing they can do". Everyone knows rockets are locked on there roster, and would probably get nothing better in return.

    Eric Gordon - Injury prone cant trade him - Overpaid
    Westbrook - Highly overpaid
    Covington - Probably your ownly tradable asset but you just gave up your center for him, and would probably get back worse.
    Pj Tucker - to old, wants to be overpaid lol
    House - Nobody wants him now

    Sad thing is houston has a incomplete roster with 2 stars who are in the downfall of there prime, 2-3 more years.

    No wonder Morey step down lol
     
  8. Hank McDowell

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    You’re doing it wrong. Your turd still looks like a big old steaming turd...
     
  9. Caesar

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    Nothing you can do but run it back with tweaks..find cheap size/length and shooting. Run it back with micro ball and switch everything D-the John Lucas version. We're locked in, nothing to do about it.
     
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  10. Caesar

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    So..bring back Jerry Lin?
     
  11. REEKO_HTOWN

    REEKO_HTOWN I'm Rich Biiiiaaatch!

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    hear me out.
    Yao Ming. Assistant head coach with JVG
     
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  12. Caesar

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    Yao should buy the team
     
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  13. treyk3

    treyk3 Contributing Member

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    If they hire John Lucas I won’t be as compelled to read some of the asinine drivel posted here. I imagine the time I’ll save that was once wasted here will be sunk into another fruitless media. Maybe I’ll get into UFO forums and read the Cyberx of extraterrestrial life and his rumors that Xenu is thinking of trading moon rocks for space candy.
     
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  14. apollo33

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    Maybe China can bribe us back into championship contention
     
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  15. DonkeyMagic

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    it will be fine. Westbrook will improve his shooting in the offseason.
     
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    mikol13 Protector of the Realm
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    C03AD053-3ADE-4674-8328-3CA44EE33176.jpeg
     
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  17. HillBoy

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    Definition of insanity...
     
  18. Caesar

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    Yeah..Lucas only won 18 games..but on the bright side, maybe we get new uniforms...because it is 1996 right? John Lucas got fired from Philly?
     
  19. REEKO_HTOWN

    REEKO_HTOWN I'm Rich Biiiiaaatch!

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    This is Astros 2007 all over again. Stars reaching the end of their prime with garbage front office and ownership
     
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  20. Haymitch

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    Reeko with the fire. I like it.
     

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