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Police: Man Stabs Roommate For Being Too Loud While Having Threesome

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by mr. 13 in 33, Sep 4, 2014.

  1. mr. 13 in 33

    mr. 13 in 33 Member

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    http://houston.cbslocal.com/2014/09...te-for-being-too-loud-while-having-threesome/
     
  2. Bäumer

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    What a cockblock

    Why was he charged with burglary?
     
  3. hardLINer

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    maybe it was the mother and the sister of the roommate?
     
  4. CCorn

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    Stole his climax?
     
  5. Haymitch

    Haymitch Custom Title

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    How do you get stabbed several times in the head and it not be life threatening?
     
  6. conquistador#11

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    any pictures of the two women?

    -sir charles #34. -
     
  7. B-Bob

    B-Bob "94-year-old self-described dreamer"
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    Maybe he actually got a fork from the kitchen?

    If only Mr. Flores could have started a thread about his loud roommate's threesomes on Clutchfans. We could have steered him toward a better outcome. :(
     
  8. boomboom

    boomboom I GOT '99 PROBLEMS

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    Maybe some were stabbings from the kitchen knife and others were stabbings from the man's own tool.
     
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  11. REEKO_HTOWN

    REEKO_HTOWN I'm Rich Biiiiaaatch!

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    Couldn't even finish smdh...
     
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    Deckard Blade Runner
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    Ziggy QUEEN ANON

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    I bet every time the victim was asked what happened he started his response with, "I was having a threesome."
     
  14. LCII

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    LOL, burglary.
     
  15. Yonkers

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    Still.Best.Day.Ever.

    - Flores' roommate
     
  16. BetterThanI

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    First thing that came to my mind:

    <iframe width="420" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/Dq1m2lAEnis" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
    NSFW
     
  17. ThatBoyNick

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    Lmao

    A million dollars well spent.
     
  18. Fyreball

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    It's San Antonio. Do you really want to go down that road? Something tells me this isn't exactly going to be a reenactment of E's threesome from Entourage.....
     
  19. basketballholic

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    Hope the victim wasn't Tony Parker.
     
  20. FTW Rockets FTW

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    I picture a threesome with 2 desperate "obese" women who have not feel loved in a long time or perhaps never. It's San Antonio afterall.
     

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