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Police: Man Stabs Roommate For Being Too Loud While Having Threesome

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by mr. 13 in 33, Sep 4, 2014.

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  1. mr. 13 in 33

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    http://houston.cbslocal.com/2014/09...te-for-being-too-loud-while-having-threesome/
     
    #1 mr. 13 in 33, Sep 4, 2014
  2. Bäumer

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    What a cockblock

    Why was he charged with burglary?
     
    #2 Bäumer, Sep 4, 2014
  3. hardLINer

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    maybe it was the mother and the sister of the roommate?
     
    #3 hardLINer, Sep 4, 2014
  4. CCorn

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    Stole his climax?
     
    #4 CCorn, Sep 4, 2014
  5. Haymitch

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    How do you get stabbed several times in the head and it not be life threatening?
     
    #5 Haymitch, Sep 4, 2014
  6. conquistador#11

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    any pictures of the two women?

    -sir charles #34. -
     
    #6 conquistador#11, Sep 4, 2014
  7. B-Bob

    B-Bob "94-year-old self-described dreamer"

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    Maybe he actually got a fork from the kitchen?

    If only Mr. Flores could have started a thread about his loud roommate's threesomes on Clutchfans. We could have steered him toward a better outcome. :(
     
    #7 B-Bob, Sep 4, 2014
  8. boomboom

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    tragic
     
    #8 boomboom, Sep 4, 2014
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    Maybe some were stabbings from the kitchen knife and others were stabbings from the man's own tool.
     
    #9 brantonli24, Sep 4, 2014
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    #10 SwoLy-D, Sep 4, 2014
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    REEKO_HTOWN I'm Rich Biiiiaaatch!

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    Couldn't even finish smdh...
     
    #11 REEKO_HTOWN, Sep 4, 2014
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    Bummer.
     
    #12 Deckard, Sep 4, 2014
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    I bet every time the victim was asked what happened he started his response with, "I was having a threesome."
     
    #13 Ziggy, Sep 4, 2014
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    LOL, burglary.
     
    #14 LCII, Sep 4, 2014
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    Still.Best.Day.Ever.

    - Flores' roommate
     
    #15 Yonkers, Sep 4, 2014
  16. BetterThanI

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    First thing that came to my mind:

    <iframe width="420" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/Dq1m2lAEnis" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
    NSFW
     
    #16 BetterThanI, Sep 4, 2014
  17. ThatBoyNick

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    Lmao

    A million dollars well spent.
     
    #17 ThatBoyNick, Sep 4, 2014
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    It's San Antonio. Do you really want to go down that road? Something tells me this isn't exactly going to be a reenactment of E's threesome from Entourage.....
     
    #18 Fyreball, Sep 4, 2014
  19. basketballholic

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    Hope the victim wasn't Tony Parker.
     
    #19 basketballholic, Sep 4, 2014
  20. FTW Rockets FTW

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    I picture a threesome with 2 desperate "obese" women who have not feel loved in a long time or perhaps never. It's San Antonio afterall.
     
    #20 FTW Rockets FTW, Sep 4, 2014
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