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Police Get Naked to Shut Down Massage Parlors

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Jeff, Jan 24, 2005.

  1. F.D. Khan

    F.D. Khan Member

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    The Best name is from a place on 1960 Near I-45:

    "GOOD TIME STRESS MANAGEMENT"

    Great title. As appealing as walking into a group of saigon whores seems to me, I sure think the police should have better things to do.

    Its ironic that as much as we preach freedom here, in Mexico, an alleged corrupt country, I can drink all night and go to a nude bar or whereever, whenever i want to.

    I don't think the worlds oldest profession will ever be eliminated or even limited. It just takes different forms. Whats the difference between paying a girl for a few hours of happy endings and a woman dating a guy for gifts and money.

    The government should tax, manage the municipalities and govt and defend our borders. Not tell us how to live our lives.
     
  2. Luckyazn

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  3. SamCassell

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    Uh huh, your "friend". :p
     
  4. Luckyazn

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    Is funny how they use their own "lingo" to discuss these stuff.
    Ask about "extras" at Strip Clubs they would say "white pearl" :rolleyes:
     
  5. Fatty FatBastard

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    Why I thought this would be Safe for work boggles my mind...
     
  6. Dubious

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    Methinks thou protesteth too much!


    Review: April of La Petite
    Date: Jan 05
    Provider: April
    Phone or Pager: 713-244-****
    Email Address:
    URL / Website:http://
    City: Houston
    State: Texas
    Area / Address: Jeff will direct you
    Appointment Type: Incall
    Provider Category: Spa or Studio
    Activities: BBBJ, TB, CG, MISH
    Session Length Scheduled: hour
    Fee: $25
    Total Paid: $25
    (I don't have a clue what that means but it's darn reasonable)

    Was Tipping or Upselling an issue? No
    Was the Description you were given accurate? Yes
    Hair Color and Length: Med length black
    Age: 2?
    Race: Hispanic
    Perfume/Fragrance: Fresh and all Natural
    Smoking Status: Non-Smoker
    Where did you hear about this provider? Had knowledge from MS
    Provider`s.
    What was the Provider's Attitude like? Shy

    Would you recommend this Provider to others? No
     
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  7. SamFisher

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    I'm a relatively worldly & depraved individual, but I have no clue as to what these things mean and am not sure that I even want to.
     
  8. forebay

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    I concur!

    all your bastards who post 'filtable' links, can not you just add a warning sign to it! ah ah ah ah!!!!!!!

    whoever posts these things with no clear warning should be BANNED.


     
  9. pgabriel

    pgabriel Educated Negro

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    So now we know the rest of the story


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    KRAMER: (Kramer is talking much more slowly and smoother than usual) First she sets the mood perfectly with this new age music played over ocean sounds. Then she lays you out on this table, and she proceeds to rub oil over your entire body. And she rubs long... and deep... Jerry, she rubs with love. (Jerry is obviously cutting much harder than the cheese needs it as he listens to Kramer) Every muscles she touches just... (long pause) ooo-zz-es. Beneath those silky, soft fingers, you can scarcely contain yourself, buddy. (Jerry slams down the knife and goes to the couch)

    JERRY: So you had a good time.

    KRAMER: Oh... yeah...

    JERRY: Enjoyed yourself.

    KRAMER: Very... much...

    JERRY: All right now you listen and you listen good! (he grabs Kramer's legs and throws him down the couch)

    KRAMER: What! (Kramer is back to his usual way of speaking)

    JERRY: The massages are out!

    KRAMER: Wha--

    JERRY: Ahh!!! They're out!

    KRAMER: Why?!

    JERRY: Because if I can't get one, you're not getting one.

    KRAMER: Wait a minute! Wait a minute! I need my massages! Can't you see I'm burned out!
     
  10. mateo

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    D+D?

    The hooker review site just pushed this thread to the road to lockedville.....
     
  11. bigtexxx

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    Here you go:

    http://www.escort.com/glossary.html
     
  12. mateo

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    DATY.......hahahahaha!!!!
     
  13. synergy

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    damn cops they have nothing better to do. :mad:

    i see them hanging out at starbucks at all odd hours of the night. at least i'm getting some work done there.

    i once overhear a conversation between two cops that goes something like this,

    cop1-"so hows your hummer doing?"

    cop2- "ah, its doing well, no problems so far"

    wtf, every time after midnite the cops just hang out there.

    also they just hang out near my street just talking, for hours.
     
  14. francis 4 prez

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    well damn if i gotta memorize a whole glossary to get into "massages," then count me out.
     
  15. bigtexxx

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    Escort Math Properties:

    NQNS = BBBJTC

    SOMF < FOTC

    ATF > BBW
     
  16. francis 4 prez

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    you should teach a class o wise one.
     
  17. bottlerocket

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    a man gotz to relax.

    best one is off the SW freeway between Fountainview/Chimmey Rock

    they luv you long time!

    :D
     
  18. persian hoopa

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    f the pigs and f the vice pigs especially. Before I was married, I endulged in Houston's wonderful adult oriented businesses whether strip clubs, modeling studios (whorehouses), and escorts. I was single so the way I was able to have sex was to pay for it. I am proud of that, no, but it helped me relax and be myself. Not that I would be some pervert or sexual predator, but prostitutes help control that type of ****. If you have repressed males, rapes will only grow.

    I don't see what the frickin problem is. Escapes, Wildflower, 5806 are great providers and the ****ing is going on behind the scenes. These aren't streetwalkers we are talking about. Prudes and evangelical Nazis can go to hell. Houston is well known for adult entertainment and I hope that never changes.
     
  19. RocketMan Tex

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    Alrighty then........
     
  20. Faos

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    This thread has lots of potential.
     

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