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Playing Mario Kart Saved A Life

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  1. Marteen

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    #1 Marteen, Aug 8, 2013
  2. Jontro

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    Every once in a while, we do get some good news in this bbs.

    I wonder how the skills I've learned from all those hours of Mass Effect 3 online can be applied in a real life situation.
     
    #2 Jontro, Aug 8, 2013
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    When aliens invade, Halo has me prepared.
     
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    When zombies rise, Left 4 Dead has me prepared.
     
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    I'm sure you've got sufficient strength in your forearms to pull off a pretty easy Heimlich Maneuver with all the fapping that you do. That's applying your best skill into the real world.....
     
    #5 Fyreball, Aug 9, 2013
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    When I meet a call girl, and she's not the one from the picture she sent, GTA has me prepared.
     
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    if blocks start falling formt he sky, tetris has me prepared.
     
    #7 josephnicks, Aug 9, 2013
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    when I'm balling against Lebron, NBA 2K has me prepared.
     
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    When 50 cops start chasing me GTA has prepared me
     
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    Wax on, wax off.

    During foreplay, apply lube, natural or otherwise, and utilize the skills from button mashing games on her.

    You just got Mr. Miyagied.

    The Karate Clit
     
    #10 Canadiandude, Aug 9, 2013
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    When I see a cardboard box, Metal Gear has me prepared.
     
    #11 Poloshirtbandit, Aug 9, 2013
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    When bugs start unburrowing from the ground and I'm commanding from a tower, Starcraft has me prepared.

    Spray and fire after exchanging money.
     
    #12 Invisible Fan, Aug 9, 2013
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    When I have to do work underground, Dig Dug has me prepared.
     
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    When I take a shiz and it just won't flush, Super Mario Bro's has me prepared.
     
    #14 Jontro, Aug 9, 2013
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    When I need to cut down a tree without any tools, minecraft has me prepared.
     
    #15 liljojo, Aug 9, 2013
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    When i forget the pass button, kobe has prepared me
     
    #16 Rox11, Aug 9, 2013
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    When I see Dallas fans, Street Fighter has me prepared.
     
    #17 Jontro, Aug 9, 2013
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    If someone challenges me to a duel on flying ostriches, Joust has me prepared.
     
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    Clutchfans humor 101
     
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    When there's a world-wide virus that turns people into monsters, Last of Us has prepared me.
     
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